Really Lame And Corny Jokes

[Papist]

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.” The mushroom replies,

 

 

[spoiler]“Why not? I’m a fungi!” [/spoiler]

 

 

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of his body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar. The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?” The rope replies,

 

[spoiler]“No, I’m a frayed knot.” [/spoiler]

 

 

A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey! We’ve got a drink named after you!” Surprised, the grasshopper replies,

 

[spoiler]“You’ve got a drink named Steve?” [/spoiler]

 

I like the common theme of your jokes.

[homeschoolmom]

:drunk:

[CatholicsAreKewl]

This man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger's broken."

The first time I heard that joke was in Sydney. :hehe2:  I heard this one there too:
 
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato.

Edited May 9, 2013 by CatholicsAreKewl

[CatholicsAreKewl]

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.” The mushroom replies,

 

 

[spoiler]“Why not? I’m a fungi!” [/spoiler]

I laughed at loud reading this. 

[Papist]

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

 

[spoiler]Too many Cheetahs![/spoiler]