People Are Weird. And That's Okay.

[LittleWaySoul]

I'm afraid of the dark.

 

To combat my fear of the dark, I sleep with my 8 inch tall crucifix clutched to my chest.

 

Even if it's 80+ degrees in the house, I have to sleep with some kind of blanket covering my legs. 

 

I shave my legs once every 4-6 months and wear long skirts so nobody knows.

 

Cleaning my room pisses me off.

 

I'll choose the Traditional Latin Mass over the ordinary form any day.

 

I can't eat grapes out of a plastic bag, only out of the containers.

 

If bananas have brown spots on them, I won't eat them. (Green is best...mmmm!)

 

If I don't brush my teeth before going to bed I wake up and feel like a failure.

 

Eating breakfast is annoying for me.

 

The first thing I do when I get home is find my pets and snuggle with them.

 

The next thing I do is go straight to my room and put on pajamas no matter what time of day.

 

In high school I developed a dependency on chapstick.

 

I need to touch the same picture of Jesus every night before I can fall asleep (Divine mercy).

 

I have to double or triple check that all doors are locked.

 

Going to spiritual direction stresses me out and gives me anxiety but I'm always happier after I go.

 

When I'm ticked off at Jesus I stick my tongue out at Him and frown during Adoration.

 

I can never finish doing laundry. It always ends up half-way done with some still sitting in the dryer to be folded.

 

My pinkie toes are deformed a little bit.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :love:

[MissyP89]

I shave my legs once every 4-6 months and wear long skirts so nobody knows.

 

When I'm ticked off at Jesus I stick my tongue out at Him and frown during Adoration.

 

I love you. 

[Dr. Bombay]

Are you really a doctor, Bombay? I've had my suspicions ever since you randomly showed up on an internet forum I occasionally post on.

 

I'm a doctor of aɯesome. 

 

If I showed up on another forum, it was a dirty imposter.  I've only frequented Fisheaters, until my unfortunate departure, and a baseball board that I occasionally post on when my team isn't blowing chunks.  Which means I rarely post there.  QED

[PhuturePriest]

I would rather drink Peace Tea over pop, and I drink two to four Peace Teas a day.

 

Nothing annoys me. You can scratch your nails on a chalkboard, you can rub your hand on plastic, you can poke at my face all day, it won't annoy me one bit, and I'll actually probably enjoy the latter if you do it. The only thing that annoys me to no end is my mother's reading voice. It drives me up a wall. She reads like she's reading to small children, and it gets me going just thinking about it.

 

I love angst. When I write stories (Like I'm doing now with my novel), even if I don't intend to, I always inadvertently make angsty things happen. It's unavoidable.

 

I don't suffer from writer's block. However, I can never think of proper names for my stories and names for my characters. It took forever to find names for the characters in my current novel, and I still have no name for it.

 

I love animals in a weird way. Even if I don't like the animal, I have pity and compassion for it. For instance, last week a bird flew into my sliding door. I don't like birds, but I still felt awful for the bird, and I was really sad when it was dead. However, in its own twisted way, it has brought humor, as my cat has spent her days trying to get past the door and to this bird. I even have pictures of her staring at it endlessly.

 

I love reading. But when I read books, even if I really enjoy them and declare them as my favorite, I have a tendency to just stop reading. I don't know why. I could be enjoying it immensely, but all the sudden I just stop.

 

I have a fascination with Satanic things. Satanic rituals, books, items, all of it fascinates the croutons out of me.

 

I decided that I find Satanic things so fascinating that if I'm ever a Priest I'll be an exorcist as well.

 

I have a fascination with dangerous things. I hate snakes, but I find venomous snakes to be endlessly fascinating. I like learning about how this or that venom kills you exactly, and why it works so well. I also find anti-venom to be incredibly fascinating because it's the exact opposite of what you think it would be.

 

If I'm mad at a character in a book or if I'm mad about something that happened in the book, I'll stop reading the book for a while until I'm not mad anymore.

 

When I talk to Kate on the phone, I write all the stuff I want to talk about down into a notebook so I don't forget anything.

 

On Tuesday night I stayed up until one in the morning writing a two page letter to Kate. But I don't trust the Post Office, and I like seeing peoples' reactions to things, so I'm not going to give it to her until I see her in July. She's super impatient, so I went out of my way to tell her about how I finished it but wouldn't send it (I already told her about it before). Later, I told her that I wanted to read it to her. She's so gullible and she thought I was serious. She was super mad when I told her I was joking and that there wasn't a snowball's chance in hell I would ever read it to her without giving it to her first. :P

 

As might be evident, I'm a super talkative person, and I'm very long-winded and random.

[Church Militant]

True that.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :love:

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I love you. 

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Well golly, you're not too bad yourself! 

[LinaSt.Cecilia2772]

WARNING: This is an extensive list of things that make me an extensively weird person. I'd rather get the majority of stuff down in one post than several posts, so here it goes.

 

I eat raw tomatoes like people eat apples; a carton of grape/cherry tomatoes are like my crack.

 

I was (and still kind of is) a major tomboy. Didn't become girly until freshman year.

 

Despite being a tomboy, I love dresses, and "Say Yes To The Dress" is one of my favorite shows.

 

I'm FAR from being married, but I've already picked out my kids names.

 

I hate cooked or dried fruit. I can only eat fruit in its raw natural form.

 

I love healthy food and being healthy, but I can also eat a crap-ton of chocolate, tiramisu, and cake like it's nobody's business.

 

Pizza, pasta, barbeque, and my grandma's homemade Mexican food are my weaknesses.

 

I hate eating breakfast. I usually could go without food until lunch time, but now that I'm over 18 and my body has changed a lot I have to eat it. It sucks.

 

I don't like hamburgers. I will only eat them if I'm in the mood for one. Same with hot dogs, but I can only eat hot dogs charred or grilled.

 

I don't like condiments. I will only eat ketchup with fries, onion rings, hamburgers, or chicken tenders. I also eat my Chick-Fil-A nuggets plain with no dipping sauces.

 

I hate cold sandwiches, they have to be hot or toasted. And I eat my sandwiches dry due to my dislike of condiments.

 

I've never been a team sport kind of girl, which is why I love swimming and triathlons. People have called me a fish because I love swimming so much. The water is my sanctuary, home, and therapy.

 

I HATE running, but I still do it anyway for my triathlons.

 

I like working out that the gym. Having people around motivates me to work harder, especially if there's attractive guys around. (I know, it's scandalous)

 

I don't drink soda very much at all.

 

I LOVE tea, and I'm VERY picky about it.

 

I hate coffee, the smell gives me a headache.

 

I'm the type of person that hates conflict, so I try to avoid it at all costs by NOT being an outspoken person, unless it's with my family. My interactions with my family are a whole other story.

 

my best friends and some family members and I greet each other with insults.

 

I can quote "Mean Girls" and "Finding Nemo" on demand.

 

I have more guy friends than I do girl friends.

 

I want a job that lets me travel for a living.

 

On the days where I don't feel like looking cute, I look flat out ratchet.

 

I also hate seafood, which is frowned upon coming from a family who grew up on the coast. I keep telling myself I will like it, it looks good and tasty on the plate, and I keep trying it. But every time I try it I'm reminded of why I hate it.

 

I love to cook, but I hate to clean. Therefore I don't cook, even though I love it and I'm good at it.

 

I don't eat bacon a lot, but when I do I'm reminded of how amazing it is.

 

I scream like a little girl when cockroaches are around. Cockroaches and ants pretty much are my worst nightmare.

 

I'm kind of a history geek.

 

I love to sleep. Growing up I would be the first one to fall asleep and the last one to wake up at slumber parties. I'm still like that today in real life.

 

I have to set my alarm clock at least 2 hours BEFORE I have to get up because I press the snooze button so many times, I sometimes can't hear it and sleep through it, and I take FOREVER to get up. I pretty much hibernate when I sleep, and people call me a bear because of it.

 

I'm a stereotypical Mexican girl who comes from a stereotypical Mexican family.

 

I like to put dill pickle chips (like actual pickles) on top of raw slices of tomato and eat it like a tomato/pickle taco. It’s freaking delicious.

 

I have a beanie baby, teddy bear, and stuffed animal (particularly dogs) collection.

 

I have an obsession with NSYNC and Backstreet Boys about 10 years too late. My childhood…..

 

I have thick, coarse, and curly hair. Therefore my hair regimen and routine are very extensive that requires probably way too expensive products that might not be necessary, but I still buy them anyway.

 

I don’t wear much warm colored clothing. I mainly wear blues, greens, teals, turquoises, and sometimes subtle pinks and coral.

 

When I’m sleep deprived, I could be your worst nightmare or I can be chill and think anything is funny. It depends.

 

I tend to be shy when people first meet me, but when they get to know me I can get a little crazy.

 

People say I’m two different people when they see me in school and when they see me outside of school.

 

I tend to keep things I don’t need because they remind me of times, things, situations, and memories.

 

I’m a hopeless romantic, which surprises people because they say I come off as a badass independent woman, which I am also.

 

People say I have the best laugh and that it’s contagious.

 

I’m really good at math, but I absolutely hate it.

 

I like to go to airports because I like to people watch. London Heathrow Airport is my favorite place to people watch.

 

One time I was stranded in Heathrow airport for 10 hours, and after sleeping on the floor there I’m confident that I can pretty much sleep anywhere.

 

I have a broad range of interests and likes, therefore I am very indecisive. I tend to try lots of things and then quit them after a while.

 

I have a love affair with my instruments. Music is my second love.

 

I ALWAYS have to have my ears clean and my armpits shaved. My legs not being shaved doesn’t bother me as much.

 

I like being clean, prim, and proper, but I can handle being in nature, getting dirty, and not showering for a few days.    

 

I know all the words to the “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” theme song.

 

I named my Honda Civic Alejandro. I also named my instruments and my computer.

 

I’m from Texas. Nuff said.

 

 

[brianthephysicist]

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[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

I love this thread

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I humbly present my submission. ;)

 

[Lil'Monster]

I am very weird.

 

 

I wear my camo hat all the time...well most of the time.

 

 

I talk to myself and it is very fun to do.

 

 

After my two little dogs (Duke and Daisy) go potty I sing them a song.

 

 

When I am doing some serious thinking or I am just dang bored  I start scratching my head, my shoulders, or my ears.

 

 

I name my chickens. ( Just to name a few: Winchester, Dobby, Penelope, Faustina, and John Paul)

 

 

I do have a hen that crows. She's weird and it can be very possible for hens to crow like roosters. Google it

 

 

 I talk about my chickens more than I should.

 

 

I sing to my chickens.

 

 

 

I am a CHOCOLATE FREAK!! I put chocolate syrup on my cereal, pop tarts, yogurt, pizza, etc.

 

 

I still have a baby tooth.

 

 

I can wiggle my ears.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

I am a 23 year old guy and I still do a straddle split.  

 

I talk to myself as well. Quite a bit actually.  Defuses my anger.   In fact it's how I keep my apologetics sharp.  

 

I prefer a gym ball to a chair.  In fact I am on one right now.  

 

I can't eat pasta and veggies.  I also don't do alcohol or carbonated beverages.  Not doing pasta cost me my dream job.  

 

I eat a lot of swiss rolls "when they're in season"

 

My boss has a secret stash of them at my house for me and works on weening me when I need it most.  

 

I play board games you've never heard of and I play them solitaire.  

 

Unless you've heard of pokemon!  I want to be the very best...  Like there never waaaaaaaaaas.  (Tryin to catch em all gets too expensive.)  

 

My favorite entree is broiled Salmon.  I am usually alarmed that we are having it and am basically apologetic.  It cost a mint around here and you've never seen so much off some food go away so quickly.  No seriosly.  

 

I consider myself a Browncoat, then a Lucashound, then a Trekkie in that order.  

 

Oh and don't forget to holla if your a Questerian like me!!  

 

I speak 3Cese.  People who have spent time texting me or in Phatchat know what I mean.  

 

I was diagnosed with "A severe case of Tourette Syndrome" at age 6 but I have a hard time convincing people I know now that I really have it.  I think the OCD, ADHD and Anxiety disorder still show quite a bit.  Made me a terrible student.  

 

That and my Catholic faith are really the only thing I share with my only sibling.  She prefers no one know about her disorders though.  My best memories with my sister growing up are playing in the snow, playing with Legos, beanie babies, and playing Mario.  

 

I think this is my first cell not to have Nintendo's 1-800 number saved as an actual contact.  

 

I have the original instructional booklets for NES's Tecmo Bowl and Super Mario Bros. 2 (Which was my sisters game which is why that one is in impeccable shape) both are in operational shape.  

 

I live and have always lived in New Hampshire and am a huge Red Sox fan but believe the only thing eviler than the Yankee are the Patriots.  

 

Been a Huge Niners fan since the Steve Young era.  

 

I was mentally delayed and the doctors told my folks I would never learn to read or write.  

 

I currently have one shoe on.  

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

The only condiment I ever ever use is barbaque sause, but I boycott Craft and Heinz and hunts tastes crudey so it's market basket brand or bust.  

 

My taste in music is the most bizzare you've ever heard of.  I like Christian Metal, Christian Screamo in particular and of course Weird Al.  Some other Weird Al esque bands to: like Nick Alexander, ApologetiX, Dan Smith, and Richard Cheese.  

 

Country Music is my kryptonite.  I'll beg for obscene rap first.  

 

aaaah I 'm tired

[Julie de Sales]

This is probably my first post in Lame board...:) So here it goes:

 

-I also talk to myself, it helps me putting my thoughts in order

-sometimes before I go to sleep at night I first take a nap and then I wake up, go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, say my prayer, make my bed and then go to sleep for the rest of the night

-I find eating boring

-I cough everytime I have to say something important

-I have the habit of going multiple times to the toilet before going to sleep (I'm working on that)

-alone, I can't pray on my knees or standing up, I feel like fainting. 

-I wear my clothes to extinction

-I sometimes wonder what if I would be God...:)

-I can't stand talks about diseases because I get the feeling that I have all of them

-I have a passion for birds and one of my favourite animals is the chicken  :hehe2: