Nihil Obstat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 She is quite pretty. Although her music is kind of very annoying. Edited to strikethrough and change kind of to very. :| I just listened to her big hit single. THAT BEING SAID, Here is an entirely acceptable alternative: http://youtu.be/5irenwjVz_k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 7, 2013 Author Share Posted May 7, 2013 I try so hard to cut you slack... So hard. SO. FLOOPING. HARD. But I just can't do it anymore. I must abandon you to your shame. Please come find me when you have dragged yourself out of this miasmatic chasm of inappropriate femininity and simpering sissiness. Kthxbai. What must I do to regain my masculinity? I can do anything short of getting rid of it, since my dad bought it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestertonian Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I like one of her songs. I guess I should've revealed that on the "guilty pleasures" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 What must I do to regain my masculinity? I can do anything short of getting rid of it, since my dad bought it. Allow me to ponder this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I like one of her songs. I guess I should've revealed that on the "guilty pleasures" thread. I saw her perform on Ellen Degeneres' show while I was at work the other day. It was ok. I just now watched the official video, and it sounded much better live. I think the official recording is overproduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 What must I do to regain my masculinity? I can do anything short of getting rid of it, since my dad bought it. Ok, here's how it is: In order to regain your masculinity, you must watch all thirteen episodes of Serial Experiments Lain, then write me a 1000-2000 word essay on what you consider the show to be saying about the nature of consciousness, compared to an alternate, uniquely Catholic interpretation of the show. Or you can watch all three seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. No essay required. It's your call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestertonian Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 What must I do to regain my masculinity? I can do anything short of getting rid of it, since my dad bought it. You could display it under your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffboom Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I really really like one direction. And no, it is not because they are most likely 3/5 homosexual. they have some pretty catchy tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestertonian Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I really really like one direction. And no, it is not because they are most likely 3/5 homosexual. they have some pretty catchy tunes. Props for being real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 7, 2013 Author Share Posted May 7, 2013 Ok, here's how it is: In order to regain your masculinity, you must watch all thirteen episodes of Serial Experiments Lain, then write me a 1000-2000 word essay on what you consider the show to be saying about the nature of consciousness, compared to an alternate, uniquely Catholic interpretation of the show. Or you can watch all three seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. No essay required. It's your call. Give me an actual manly task. And you can't give me any croutons for doing this, because you like My Little Pony. I really really like one direction. And no, it is not because they are most likely 3/5 homosexual. they have some pretty catchy tunes. I like them, too. I don't believe any of them are homosexual, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffboom Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Give me an actual manly task. And you can't give me any croutons for doing this, because you like My Little Pony. I like them, too. I don't believe any of them are homosexual, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestertonian Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYGwxf1gCC4 This is the manliest, most grizzled song I've ever heard. Listen to this a couple times while beating your chest and you should be fine. Edited May 7, 2013 by Chestertonian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Give me an actual manly task. And you can't give me any croutons for doing this, because you like My Little Pony. I like them, too. I don't believe any of them are homosexual, though. Only the manliest men like MLP. Fine, watch this video, and write me a 350-500 word response on whatever comes to mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7o8FbGCR9U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicsAreKewl Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 THAT BEING SAID, Here is an entirely acceptable alternative: http://youtu.be/5irenwjVz_k I love how you propped your own post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I love how you propped your own post. That is literally the only time I have ever done that. You can check my prop history to confirm. :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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