ilovechrist Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 [quote name='littleflower' date='JMJ+May 28 2004, 09:39 PM'] is his name nick collison? :wub: j/k [/quote] who's trying to be funny. cuz THAT was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) hey, I love Christ and Mulls I'll block both of ya'lls jumper, and then i'll pop a j from like 25 feet, and it will be all net of course......im playen you guys two on one, in case u didnt know....anyways you'll get the ball back, i'll steal it from ya, then i'll show ya my handels, end up crossing one of you over at the top of the circle, and then i'll go hard to the rim and do some air jordan junk on the one of you whos left, it wont be a dunk, but it'll be some crazy reverse layup...the game will be to 21, and the final score will be like 21 to 3...........thats how i get down......holla Edited May 29, 2004 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='May 28 2004, 08:42 PM'] Nope, Kevin Ford. Who's Nick Collison? [/quote] you dotn know who nick collison is?! :freak: his like the coolest jayhawk there ever was. under the wing of roy williams, his a great basketball player for Kansas and was one game away from the Final Four finals a couple of years ago when he was a senior. his sidekick was kirk henrick (sp?) and i was (and still am) A BIG fan of him! ROCK CHALK JAYHAWKS!!! :cheer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 heres a pic of him! his really tall, played post and is now in the NBA... [img]http://www.slamonline.com/magazine/inyourface/collison.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulls Posted May 29, 2004 Author Share Posted May 29, 2004 [quote name='ilovechrist' date='May 28 2004, 09:30 PM'] dude.. i'm the best spot up shooter this side of the mississippi. it'll be so funny the day that we play, and i cross you up and you fall flat on your face... your D couldn't handle my handles. jumpshots? i'm 6' and can hit rim. i can jump, and i'll swat your jump so much that the ball will be asking for a timeout before you will. [/quote] it's kinda hard to spot-up when you're playing 1-on-1....who's gonna pass you the ball? well, i guess i could a few times, to make it interesting, since i'll be controlling it the whole game. and i don't get crossed up. 6 feet isn't tall enough....i'm 5'10, but i like playing against bigger guys. i just schooled my boy today, who's taller than me....took him in the post, got the inside-outside game... didn't tell you about my olajuwon-like post moves yet oh, and the J doesn't get blocked...release is too quick. off the dribble, left or right side, forget about it. and just wait till i hit the sprewell-step-back on you, leave you 3 feet away from me....than next time your waiting for the jumper you get faked up out of your shoes, i hit the layup before your feet hit the ground again. fugghedaboutit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulls Posted May 29, 2004 Author Share Posted May 29, 2004 delivery boy, this is a man's game....no boys allowed, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 [quote name='mulls' date='May 28 2004, 09:26 PM'] delivery boy, this is a man's game....no boys allowed, sorry [/quote] lollol welllll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 must.. get...a 36 in the net blazer game.... oh wait I cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 [quote]and i don't get crossed up.[/quote] --get out your notebook, cuz i'm about to teach you how it's done. [quote]it's kinda hard to spot-up when you're playing 1-on-1....who's gonna pass you the ball?[/quote] --my point here was that if you step a foot away from me for .5 of a second, the shot's as good as gold. [quote]just wait till i hit the sprewell-step-back on you, leave you 3 feet away from me[/quote] if i remember correctly.... kobe schooled spree on the step back in game 4. so if you wanna imitate spree, that's fine by me. [quote]well, i guess i could a few times, to make it interesting, since i'll be controlling it the whole game.[/quote] --i'm too quick for ya. the only thing you'll be controlling is your neck cracking left and right, as i dribble all over your shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 You guys are hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulls Posted May 29, 2004 Author Share Posted May 29, 2004 [quote]--get out your notebook, cuz i'm about to teach you how it's done.[/quote] sure, i'll bring my notebook....you can have as many autographs as you'd like....for your momma and sister too [quote]--my point here was that if you step a foot away from me for .5 of a second, the shot's as good as gold.[/quote] you need a whole foot? i'm not impressed. [quote]if i remember correctly.... kobe schooled spree on the step back in game 4. so if you wanna imitate spree, that's fine by me.[/quote] i'm talking offense here...so call it kobe or call it spree, the step back J is still sweet...a rose by any other name... [quote]--i'm too quick for ya. the only thing you'll be controlling is your neck cracking left and right, as i dribble all over your shoes.[/quote] yeah, so quick that the ball can't keep up with you, and you dribble off my shoes! a lot of easy turnovers then, i thought i would at least have to try a little to get a steal, but i guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulls Posted May 29, 2004 Author Share Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) who else? Edited May 29, 2004 by mulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) mulls i'll take u off the dribble, and bust a three in your eye and then its my ball again, were playen make it take it at the y after you check up again, im going straight to the hoop i'll shot fake you once, then shoot a cute underhand scoop next possession im chillen, wasten some of your time prolly take you baseline, do you ugly like some slime then i'll give ya the ball, cuz im feel'n sorry for your skills let ya think you got a layup, then block ya while ya spills out curses, cuz u frusrated your losen to a boy the boy d-boy got you shook, playen with ya like a toy homie you dont want it, on a one on one game at the local y i'll beat you so bad, you'll be run'n home to ur mommie while u cry Edited May 29, 2004 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thicke Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I think it's time for an inquisition. Anybody got a rope and some matches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulls Posted May 29, 2004 Author Share Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) son im not the one with whom you should battle i'll shake ya so quick your bones'll rattle i got the Magic like Ervin and the fingeroll like Gervin i'll take ya to school but the only lesson you'll be learnin is how to act a fool while on the court i got you earnin your stripes, facin a man for the first time but ya got too many tears and not enough wipes talkin smack with the rhyme, ya didnt know this is my time to shine ya musta had too much wine, cuz all im hearin is whine "bla-bla bla-bla-blah, i'm better than mulls" the kid is ignorant, moms dropped him on his skull he got a lastin concussion, end of discussion, im sending him home cussin' causing him to stumble and sin after i crossed him up, and hit the fadeaway-J... for the win Edited May 29, 2004 by mulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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