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Nihil Obstat

I have a suspicion you people aren't taking my warnings seriously.

 

 

I am a voice crying in the wilderness...

John the Baptist ate locusts. Locusts eat plants. Ponies eat plants too. Therefore John the Baptist indirectly consumed the same food as ponies. Therefore ponies have the same potential for saintliness as John the Baptist.

QED

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John the Baptist ate locusts. Locusts eat plants. Ponies eat plants too. Therefore John the Baptist indirectly consumed the same food as ponies. Therefore ponies have the same potential for saintliness as John the Baptist.

QED

 

Epic fail, since ponies lack an immortal soul and are therefore incapable of achieving heaven, so their alleged holiness is as worthless as the forward gear on a French tank. QED 

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Nihil Obstat

Epic fail, since ponies lack an immortal soul and are therefore incapable of achieving heaven, so their alleged holiness is as worthless as the forward gear on a French tank. QED 

Ponies exist in C.S. Lewis' allegorical world in which there are many intelligent and ensouled creatures besides humans. :|

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Ponies exist in C.S. Lewis' allegorical world in which there are many intelligent and ensouled creatures besides humans. :|

 

Clive Staples Lewis was a heretic. 

 

That is all that needs be said about that.

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brianthephysicist

So today I watched like 5 episodes of MLP with my nieces because we had were homebound today for various reasons. (We normally do not allow that much TV in one sitting) I will say out of all the shows I have watched with them, it is the least annoying. 

 

8{D

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Nihil Obstat

Clive Staples Lewis was a heretic. 
 
That is all that needs be said about that.

C.S. Lewis was an Anonymous Catholic à la Karl Rahner. :|

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Not The Philosopher

I saw Equestria Girls tonight. It was....ok. Probably not worth accidentally getting caught in the crazy storm currently wreaking havok in Toronto for.

 

[spoiler]Giving them a ridiculous Magical Girl-style transformation sequence at the climax was brilliant, though.

Sunset Shimmer turning into some weird demon-thing seemed a little bit edgy for a movie like this.[/spoiler]

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Nihil Obstat

:shock: MAHOU SHOUJO PONY/PEOPLE???

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Dr. Bombay

Zombie pony threads....back from the dead and shambling all over the forum wreaking havoc.

 

Turrible. :ohno:

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Not The Philosopher

Zombie pony threads....back from the dead and shambling all over the forum wreaking havoc.

 

Turrible. :ohno:

 

No, the Zombie Pony thread will not appear until Nihil finishes his fanfic.

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Dr. Bombay

No, the Zombie Pony thread will not appear until Nihil finishes his fanfic.

 

We must then pray that Nihil never finishes.  I can only imagine the awfulness.

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Nihil Obstat

Bambi messaged me and offered to proofread all three thousand pages of my masterpiece, pro bono. What a guy.

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Bambi messaged me and offered to proofread all three thousand pages of my masterpiece, pro bono. What a guy.

 

This is false.  You know where you go for lying, mister.  <_<

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