Sspx Announcement!

[Aloysius]

(WDTPRSNEWS.COM – Ecône, Switzerland) In a surprise move, the followers of the late Archbishop Marcel Lefevbre in the Society of St. Pius X, have issued a document creating within their ranks an “ordinariate” for Catholics who wish to celebrate the Novus Ordo according to the official rubrics.

According to the press release, the SSPX saw the need to provide a refuge for priests and lay faithful alike to preserve the few vestiges of Catholic identity they retained in the midst of their modernist errors.

Fr. Sven O’Brien, sub-vice assistant director of the eastern division of the Society’s German province, said in a phone interview, “Sure, they are dupes of modernist Rome, but they have souls. In these drastic new circumstances, we have to provide a refuge.”

The SSPX’s move was sparked by the recent decision of Pope Francis to wash the feet of women during a Holy Thursday liturgy, in clear violation of the duly issued rubrics in the modernist-influenced Novus Ordo Missale Romanum.

Some rank-and-file Catholics who attend Novus Ordo Masses still want to have Mass without the controversies caused by abandoning the law.

“We are the defenders of Eternal Rome,” Fr. O’Brien continued. “Their ship is sinking. We have to throw them a life-preserver.”

The 32-page SSPX document, entitled “Modernistarum coetibus”, establishes a sub-group within the Society that permits the members to celebrate the Novus Ordo of Pope Paul VI in Latin according to the rubrics and texts as they are printed in the official books.

“Like him or not,” said Fr. Eldon Friel of the SSPX chapel in Tall Tree Circle, “that Father Z, even though he’s a liberal, got it right. Say the black and do the red. Say the texts as they are written and follow the rubrics as they are printed. That’s a step in the right direction, a step towards eternal Rome.”

The new SSPX sub-group called the Ordinariate of Mary, Queen of Tradition, was established immediately by the issuing of the new document.

When asked about reception of the new provisions, Fr. O’Brien said, “Hey, it’s early, but we’ve had to assign more seminarians to answer the phones. They’re ringing off the hook!”

 

[the171]

Yeah yeah yeah. Why must he play with my emotions?

[ToJesusMyHeart]

April Fools or..................?

[Slappo]

see the news site referenced... it's from Fr. Z's blog. That darned liberal!

[ToJesusMyHeart]

Boooooooooooo

 

This really should happen!

[Guest Allie]

What exactly does that mean?

[Nihil Obstat]

Trolololol. Well written though. :smile3:

[Slappo]

Modernistarum coetibus

 

tee hee

[Gabriela]

April Fools or..................?

 

That was my first thought.

[Papist]

If this is an April fools joke, it failed.

[Luigi]

"sub-vice assistant director of the eastern division of the Society’s German province"

 

I have a new goal in life. I want to be a sub-vice assistant director of a division of a province. And sub, for any vice, for any assistant, to any director, of any division, of any province.

 

I'm not particular.

 

 

 

 

I just want that dynamite title!

[Nihil Obstat]

"sub-vice assistant director of the eastern division of the Society’s German province"

 

I have a new goal in life. I want to be a sub-vice assistant director of a division of a province. And sub, for any vice, for any assistant, to any director, of any division, of any province.

 

I'm not particular.

 

 

 

 

I just want that dynamite title!

Try to work "Primate" in there somewhere. Primate is such a good title. Or at the very least Metropolitan.

[AnneLine]

I think we could work in primate....