Fidei Defensor Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 by whose mandate you ask? my own! it shows my leadership skills! now bow to me. :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Hmm.... I am now recruiting for the Anti-Tardis Revolutionary Army. Open positions include: Infantry, guerrilla warriors, guerrilla worriers, peons, peasants, minions, noble leaders of the underlings, sargeants, recruitment officers, diversity development officers, and strategic generals. Please post position desired and why you qualify for it. Basic training begins at 01200 the day before Shabbat. Requirements to pass include writing a three word sentence, doing 2 periods "." and (for officers of intelligence only) saying one word in a foreign language. All officers must pledge allegiance to me, their lovely leader. Retirement plans offered, includes access to a free retirement planner whose work is just divine. Edited March 22, 2013 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Hmm.... I am now recruiting for the Anti-Tardis Revolutionary Army. Open positions include: Infantry, guerrilla warriors, guerrilla worriers, peons, peasants, minions, noble leaders of the underlings, sargeants, recruitment officers, diversity development officers, and strategic generals. Please post position desired and why you qualify for it. Basic training begins at 01200 the day before Shabbat. Requirements to pass include writing a three word sentence, doing 2 periods "." and (for officers of intelligence only) saying one word in a foreign language. All officers must pledge allegiance to me, their lovely leader. Retirement plans offered, includes access to a free retirement planner whose work is just divine. I'm offering tacos! :paco2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I would like to be the leader of the ultra-radical group that splinters from your own revolutionary army as traitors, because we are disturbingly violent and far more extreme even than you. My followers are fanatical and dangerously unhinged, and while we are small in number we have a profoundly destabilizing effect on the entire conflict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 I would like to be the leader of the ultra-radical group that splinters from your own revolutionary army as traitors, because we are disturbingly violent and far more extreme even than you. My followers are fanatical and dangerously unhinged, and while we are small in number we have a profoundly destabilizing effect on the entire conflict. I offer you a position in my regime, a heartbeat from leadership (should I die.) Also, tacos :paco2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) I would like to be the leader of the ultra-radical group that splinters from your own revolutionary army as traitors, because we are disturbingly violent and far more extreme even than you. My followers are fanatical and dangerously unhinged, and while we are small in number we have a profoundly destabilizing effect on the entire conflict. We shall share fundraising through "aid organizations" to "aid" the "needy." I get more popular support. Edited March 22, 2013 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I offer you a position in my regime, a heartbeat from leadership (should I die.) Also, tacos :paco2: This arrangement might work better if you officially deny any ties to my terrorist organization, while secretly funding us and providing intel. We shall share fundraising through "aid organizations" to "aid" the "needy." I get more popular support. Unfortunately my group's nature as an ultra-radical splinter of your own revolutionary army makes the sharing of fundraising problematic. We are more likely to steal your funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Unfortunately my group's nature as an ultra-radical splinter of your own revolutionary army makes the sharing of fundraising problematic. We are more likely to steal your funds. That is how you get any. We have direct international aid. UN peace keepers come in to watch you burn things. International aid groups support our soldiers. Hamas shares business plan with both of us. Edited March 22, 2013 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 This arrangement might work better if you officially deny any ties to my terrorist organization, while secretly funding us and providing intel. Spy helps us ID your steps and sends info to CIA. CIA sends snipers. Knows better than to shoot my people. Peace offered to those who turn themselves in. Those who join my side won't be given away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Spy helps us ID your steps and sends info to CIA. CIA sends snipers. Knows better than to shoot my people. Peace offered to those who turn themselves in. Those who join my side won't be given away. CIA is just as unhinged and fanatical as we are. Birds of a feather, etc.. Joins us in contributing to further destabilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) CIA is just as unhinged and fanatical as we are. Birds of a feather, etc.. Joins us in contributing to further destabilization. Defeat of Tardis. Civil war. International forces split country to reduce fighting. Economic aid to the more peaceful military. Your side is the North Korea without the bomb. We prosper and develop a nuke and a new PC platform. BTW, best taco I ever had was an Armenian take on tacos. We are mass producing them and feeding them to all who work for my army/new govt. Edited March 22, 2013 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Defeat of Tardis. Civil war. International forces split country to reduce fighting. Economic aid to the more peaceful military. Your side is the North Korea without the bomb. We prosper and develop a nuke and a new PC platform. BTW, best taco I ever had was an Armenian take on tacos. We are mass producing them and feeding them to all who work for my army/new govt. >be terrorists >steal all L&T's money >feelsgoodman.jpg >build spaceship >escape to space >drop asteroids on L&T For great justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 anyone want a pretzel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) anyone want a pretzel? Is it one of those big, soft pretzels (Medvedev to my Putinism plus high ranking position in the Armenian taco trade) or the small crunchy kind (death by firing squad)? Edited March 22, 2013 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roamin Catholic Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I would like to be the leader of the ultra-radical group that splinters from your own revolutionary army as traitors, because we are disturbingly violent and far more extreme even than you. My followers are fanatical and dangerously unhinged, and while we are small in number we have a profoundly destabilizing effect on the entire conflict. Yea....We all got to see just how unhinged they can become. Small but mighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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