FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 "You know, there are non-latex condoms." "I really laughed so hard I farted, but no one knew." This is payback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Truth. There are condoms made of sheep skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 I don't even want to know how you would know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I don't even want to know how you would know that. I knew that too, but I go to public school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I remember, way back to grade nine sex ed. My teacher said "My version of 'the talk' went like this. I was on the way out the door, and my dad said to me, "Brad, never use a bread bag as a condom."" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgiiMichael Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I remember, way back to grade nine sex ed. My teacher said "My version of 'the talk' went like this. I was on the way out the door, and my dad said to me, "Brad, never use a bread bag as a condom."" Your teacher's dad gives solid advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Your teacher's dad gives solid advice. Yeah, it is hard to call that 'bad advice', per se. Although it caries certain implications that are not necessarily good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgiiMichael Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Yeah, it is hard to call that 'bad advice', per se. Although it caries certain implications that are not necessarily good. True, very true. But in the end, a bread bag isn't enjoyable for anyone, despite it's immoral, pleasure-seeking intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJon16 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I don't even want to know how you would know that. Fable II ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJon16 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 "I really laughed so hard I farted, but no one knew." I want this on a t-shirt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangetholic Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 If there were not teen girls on this thread I'd make a very funny and very coarse joke. As is: Oh Heavens! I've never seen such obscenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 you don't look in the mirror much, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangetholic Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Almost forgot this one: "I'll be like that woman on 27 Dresses. Always the bridesmaid never the bride. Until what's his name?... Hugh Jackman comes and sweeps me off my feet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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