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Why Do Guys Wear Skiny Jeans ?


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Evangetholic

That's that supposed to say to a person that is 5'5" and 110 pounds? Honestly, height doesn't really matter. I know guys your husband's height who are total wimps and guys my height that could take on Rambo. It's not the deck you're given, it's how you play with it. ;)

 


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Beati Pacifici

I'm just saying, but men are always telling women that short-shorts are an occasion of sin for them. Now I am here to tell you that short-shorts are also an occasion of sin for women.

 

/endrant

 


Are Kilts? I plan on getting one soon.

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Beati Pacifici

Only if you look like Voris.

 


Something tells me that you would dedicate a song to him on the radio. . ."Endless Love" perhaps? :rotfl:

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I'm just saying, but men are always telling women that short-shorts are an occasion of sin for them. Now I am here to tell you that short-shorts are also an occasion of sin for women.

 

/endrant

 


yeah, an occasion of the sin of inducing vomit, all over said guys.

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Guys who wear skinny jeans are either slaves to fashion or they know absolutely nothing about fashion, so they wear what's being advertised this season because they think that wearing the current style is hip.

 

And many fashions - such as skinny jeans for men - are designed by gay men.

 

Ergo, many men's fashions show off men's bodies the way gay men would like to see them.

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Evangetholic

I'm not a slave to anything (save only Our Lord & Lady).

 

I'm not quite heterosexual, but I'm not gay either.

 

I just like the breeches. Get over it.

 

I could say that guys that go about in giant bits of rusty looking excessive fabric are engaged in some kind of silly masculine posturing and have been enslaved to looking ugly, but I'd be overstepping a number of boundaries and potentially causing needless offense to do so. ;)

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Evangetholic


yeah, an occasion of the sin of inducing vomit, all over said guys.

 


I've yet to get puked on my chubbies. Chicks dig 'em. :p

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Nihil Obstat

Guys who wear skinny jeans are either slaves to fashion or they know absolutely nothing about fashion, so they wear what's being advertised this season because they think that wearing the current style is hip.

 

And many fashions - such as skinny jeans for men - are designed by gay men.

 

Ergo, many men's fashions show off men's bodies the way gay men would like to see them.

No, they design what is going to make them money. Gay or not, they just want to sell their junk. If fridge boxes would make them millions, you had better believe they would be selling fridge boxes.

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IcePrincessKRS

That's that supposed to say to a person that is 5'5" and 110 pounds? Honestly, height doesn't really matter. I know guys your husband's height who are total wimps and guys my height that could take on Rambo. It's not the deck you're given, it's how you play with it. ;)

 

All it says about them are that they are frigging short. I never said anything about toughness or ability to beat people up. My statement was as simple as it is in black and white. Short dude is short.

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1. No skinny jeans.

2. Never tuck a shirt into shorts. Even if the shorts have a belt or are otherwise not merely gym shorts.

 

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