Luigi Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 All the recent talk has been about WHO will be the next pope. But I know a rather large group of religious men who live in a priory. They've got a fundraiser going at their house - Kick in $5 and write down your prediction (serious or otherwise) of the name the next pope will choose. I don't know what the winning prize is - probably an extra dessert or something. I don't know how to establish a similar fundraiser on Phatmass - maybe dUSt can work that out if he wants to take it in that direction. But in the absence of anything else to do, I suggest we all start predicting. I'll go first. To emphasize the apostolic tradition and the apostolic function of the papacy, the elected cardinal will choose: Pope Peter Andrew James and John I. For some reason, I can't find the Edit button. Anyway, the name Peter Andrew James and John I also emphasizes the evangelical and missionary roles of the pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Emily's brother when he was younger told his parish Priest that he wanted to become Pope and be named Pope Enchilada I. His Priest prayed daily that he would not become Pope. I said in order for him to be Pope Enchilada I there must be a II, and if there is then I'm crossing over to the SSPX... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 BURKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) There used to be a TV show called "Burke's Law." Is that what Pope Burke would institute? Edited February 20, 2013 by Luigi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangetholic Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Peter II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 They would probably pronounce it as Pope Peter the Two-th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 John Sicola shall become Popesicola. Also I think "Pope Llama the Huggable" sounds good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContemporaryCaflicCrusader Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Pope Hilarious II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscerningCatholic Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 John Sicola shall become Popesicola. Also I think "Pope Llama the Huggable" sounds good. You stole that from me. xD Robert Barron shall become pope. He'll be called Pope John the Awe.some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Pope Razzle Dazzle I or was that Peter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I think the new Holy Father will either pick Pope Pius XIII or Pope John Paul III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscerningCatholic Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 "Pope John Paul III" just doesn't sound right. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Ringo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Eutychian II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 You stole that from me. xD Robert Barron shall become pope. He'll be called Pope John the Awe.some. I totally stole Popesicola from you! However I did not steal Pope Llama the Huggable. As Missy knows, Cardinal Llama is my shoe in for Pope for years. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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