4588686 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) I want to drink coffee. I need to apply for another job. I'm current helping a commie pinko organizations organize a commie pinko national campaign around one of their commie pinko pet causes. So I need to write cover letters for some jobs I'm interested in and work on my totalitarian nazi socialist Stalin lusting project. But I also want to wait until the book I ordered comes in. It should arrive at 8 at the latest but I don't want to wait that long. So I'll wait until 7 and if it hasn't come at that time then I'll go drink coffee and be a cliche and just get it when I come back. Edited February 14, 2013 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Do not forget to conspicuously read Sartre at the cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 That's a great idea. I'll also wear a beret and smoke a pipe full of organic tobacco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The package will not come today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Noooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I need to apply for another job.I hear that applicants with a college degree start driving the fork lift at Home Depot and average of two weeks before applicants with just a high school diploma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 That's be a pretty sweet gig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If you can make coffee, take direction, and address me as 'sir', you could work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If you can make coffee, take direction, and address me as 'sir', you could work for me. I can make coffee, my parents taught me to always say 'sir', and history has proven after a while of beating my ego up I will take directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Even though Hasan is mentally a boy like you, he is an adult. Legally speaking, of course... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Even though Hasan is mentally a boy like you, he is an adult. Legally speaking, of course... Lol In one year I will be allowed to legally enlist in the Marines. Call me maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 No. College graduates only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilllabettt Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 first world problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 I ended up just going to sleep. Now I have woken up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 That Sartre is not going to pretend to read itself, dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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