the171 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 For a while I had been using a Pinterest yoga workout, but I am looking for a longer routine. Does anyone know of any? I have no gym membership so I can't attend a class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You shouldn't do yoga. It borrows from eastern religions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 You shouldn't do yoga. It borrows from eastern religions. Math comes from the East as well. Maybe I shouldn't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yoga is the worship of (a very flexible) Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangetholic Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yoga--absent the invocation of false gods--is an exercise like any other. Oh and: DIRTY SOUTH REPRESENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Work on a farm for a year or so, you'll get skinner, buffer, and never want to work out for fun again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ithinkjesusiscool Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You shouldn't do yoga. It borrows from eastern religions. :like2: thumbs up for this one. I have unpleasant hindu yoga experience and advice people to stay away from such crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 I just want to do muscle strengthening while working on my breathing technique. Oh and KnightofChrist, I did work on a "farm." It really wasn't a farm, but my family owned a large piece of property for a while. Chainsaws, axes, lawnmowers, and more. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 you'll get skinner, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 you'll get skinner, But... but... I want to be Skinner. (said no one ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Work on a farm for a year or so, you'll get skinner, buffer, and never want to work out for fun again. Will not get you particularly flexible though. Here is the new plan. We will market this and make millions. Pilates meets farming. We will think of a good catchy name later. It will be the next big thing for yuppies who want to live a simple life, while still being strong, flexible, and healthy. We will buy up a fair sized farm will all your typical farm stuff. Fields of some good cash crop, a bit of ranching, the whole works. The yuppies will pay (an exorbitant amount) for a room in the guest house for stretches of weeks or even months at a time. They get up at 5am every day and work on the farm. BUT NOT JUST ANY OLD WORK! Oh no. Because they have to stretch while they work. We will have instructors nearby all day, who will show them how to, for instance, pitch hay while doing squats. Or milk a cow doing lunges. Or plow the field while stretching the hamstrings (all the field-work is done by hand, because if anything we are going to have too many workers). Three meals a day. Traditional farmer fare, but with a hippie twist. Probably lots of kelp and tofu and junk. Whatever. We will hire some hippie celebrity nutritionist to develop the menu. The buildings themselves will look like your traditional farm house and barn and what have you, but again, with a hippie twist to it. Aromatherapy candles, maybe some dumb crystals lying around for ambience, soft pastel colours all over the place. It is a rather large up front investment to get the farm, but if we can market it as ultra luxurious and the Next Big Thing, I expect we can get our investment back within a couple seasons. If we build a guest house that sleeps, say, 50-75 at a time, then we charge anywhere from $5000-$10000 per week. We will need about...... five to seven full time instructors. At $5000 a week with 50 people at any given time, that will give us a million dollars per month coming in. Pay instructors... let us say forty grand per season. That is 280000 per season for instructors, if we hire seven. So depending on how long our season is, we could be pulling in anywhere from one to two million dollars in profit per year. Most of it goes towards paying off the debts at first, but after that, it is all going into retained earnings. Who wants to invest with us? you'll get skinner, But... but... I want to be Skinner. (said no one ever) :shock: You take that back! He is the best! Also he is coming to Calgary for the Comic Expo this year. Him and Gillian Anderson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Will not get you particularly flexible though. Here is the new plan. We will market this and make millions. Pilates meets farming. We will think of a good catchy name later. It will be the next big thing for yuppies who want to live a simple life, while still being strong, flexible, and healthy. We will buy up a fair sized farm will all your typical farm stuff. Fields of some good cash crop, a bit of ranching, the whole works. The yuppies will pay (an exorbitant amount) for a room in the guest house for stretches of weeks or even months at a time. They get up at 5am every day and work on the farm. BUT NOT JUST ANY OLD WORK! Oh no. Because they have to stretch while they work. We will have instructors nearby all day, who will show them how to, for instance, pitch hay while doing squats. Or milk a cow doing lunges. Or plow the field while stretching the hamstrings (all the field-work is done by hand, because if anything we are going to have too many workers). Three meals a day. Traditional farmer fare, but with a hippie twist. Probably lots of kelp and tofu and junk. Whatever. We will hire some hippie celebrity nutritionist to develop the menu. The buildings themselves will look like your traditional farm house and barn and what have you, but again, with a hippie twist to it. Aromatherapy candles, maybe some dumb crystals lying around for ambience, soft pastel colours all over the place. It is a rather large up front investment to get the farm, but if we can market it as ultra luxurious and the Next Big Thing, I expect we can get our investment back within a couple seasons. If we build a guest house that sleeps, say, 50-75 at a time, then we charge anywhere from $5000-$10000 per week. We will need about...... five to seven full time instructors. At $5000 a week with 50 people at any given time, that will give us a million dollars per month coming in. Pay instructors... let us say forty grand per season. That is 280000 per season for instructors, if we hire seven. So depending on how long our season is, we could be pulling in anywhere from one to two million dollars in profit per year. Most of it goes towards paying off the debts at first, but after that, it is all going into retained earnings. Who wants to invest with us? :shock: You take that back! He is the best! Also he is coming to Calgary for the Comic Expo this year. Him and Gillian Anderson. guess who is going to canada, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 guess who is going to canada, eh Most of X-Files was Canadian anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Most of X-Files was Canadian anyway. i know. :( it's such a sad reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 i know. :( it's such a sad reality. When the black tar comes, you go first. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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