FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I could paint his portrait with a taco... oh wait I already did. WHAT IF WE SENT THIS TOO? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 What kind of person microwaves beer? A desperate German who has no other way of warming it. Germans would rather drink water than drink non-heated beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 A desperate German who has no other way of warming it. Germans would rather drink water than drink non-heated beer. You do that in a warm water bath, not a microwave. :smile3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 You do that in a warm water bath, not a microwave. :smile3: What if he is too old and unable to use a warm water bath? Microwaves are easy to use, even if you are old and have a hard time moving around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 What if he is too old and unable to use a warm water bath? Microwaves are easy to use, even if you are old and have a hard time moving around. Because microwaving beer practically makes you a heretic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Because microwaving beer practically makes you a heretic. Show me the Vatican documents supporting this statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 This thread intrigues me, though he definitely already has my prayers... a 25 oz. beer tankard etched and engraved with gold... just don't put it in the dishwaher or microwave My boss the first two years up here was an MP for 25 years. When he retired as a First Sergeant, some of his men got him a gold engraved coffee mug. He assumed the stuff was plastic and put it in the microwave for all of a few seconds one morning before learning his lesson. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Show me the Vatican documents supporting this statement. It is only in Latin, so you will not be able to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 It is only in Latin, so you will not be able to read it. I studied Latin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I will dig it up when I am home then. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Ok, as promised, here is the document which anathematizes all those who presume to microwave beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I'll knit him a rainbow scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 FP & NO: You two are a riot. Next time one of my friends asks me, "What do people talk about in a Catholic forum?" I'm going to show them this exchange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 FP & NO: You two are a riot. Next time one of my friends asks me, "What do people talk about in a Catholic forum?" I'm going to show them this exchange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I vote for a silent, intimate prayer in his name, and let the Lord do the delivery (He always knows best, and we can trust he'll deliver every time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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