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The couple gets married, then they pray, then they ask the stork to bring them a baby. Then it magically forms inside the stork's office. Nine months later, the stork comes and visits the couple to let them know their baby has arrived, and does the full drop off at the hospital docking station.

 

how girl get pragnent

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how girl get pragnent

 

If the stork brings the baby, why does the girl get so... You know, I'm deciding not to finish that sentence. For some reason I feel as if I will get killed for completing it. :smile3:



If that dang baby is born on MY birthday I will be mad. SEPTEMBER 16th BETTER BE THE DUE DATE! NO EARLIER AND NO LATER!



But anyways, congrats to her!

 

Your birthday is on the fourteenth. Why no more than the sixteenth?

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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="FuturePriest387" data-cid="2532183" data-time="1358042670"><p>
The due date is September 16th (Or somewhere around there. It's in September for sure)!!!!!<br />
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I informed Michael that if it was a boy I would teach him how to sing The Phantom of the Opera, and if it was a girl that's even better because then I finally have someone to sing Christine's part.</p></blockquote>

Wow, I'm so excited for you, your sister, Michael, and all your friends and family! Perhaps if the baby is early they will be lucky enough to come on my birthday ;) (September 3). For some reason I really think it is going to be a girl, I don't know why. If it is, she will sing Fantine beautifully in Les Mis, and Christine in Phantom. Man, I wish my sister would have a baby! I wanna be an aunt! I think I would be a nice, typical aunt, being "Aunt Mary," it just sounds like an aunt. I might have to jazz it up and say "Aunt M-C," because I'm Valle M-C (abbreviation for Mary-Catherine). Anyway, enough about me :) God bless and I'm praying for "her" safety.

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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="FuturePriest387" data-cid="2532183" data-time="1358042670"><p>
The due date is September 16th (Or somewhere around there. It's in September for sure)!!!!!<br />
<br />
I informed Michael that if it was a boy I would teach him how to sing The Phantom of the Opera, and if it was a girl that's even better because then I finally have someone to sing Christine's part.</p></blockquote>

Wow, I'm so excited for you, your sister, Michael, and all your friends and family! Perhaps if the baby is early they will be lucky enough to come on my birthday ;) (September 3). For some reason I really think it is going to be a girl, I don't know why. If it is, she will sing Fantine beautifully in Les Mis, and Christine in Phantom. Man, I wish my sister would have a baby! I wanna be an aunt! I think I would be a nice, typical aunt, being "Aunt Mary," it just sounds like an aunt. I might have to jazz it up and say "Aunt M-C," because I'm Valle M-C (abbreviation for Mary-Catherine). Anyway, enough about me :) God bless and I'm praying for "her" safety.

 

I don't know why, but I have been thinking the same thing. One thing we know with certainty is that, at this moment, biologically speaking the baby IS a girl. We won't know if the testosterone will ambush the estrogen with all its manly glory until a little while longer. ;)

 

I have not seen Les Miserables yet, but I really hope to. I am certain the hypothetical "she" will sing Christine's part beautifully, though.

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If the stork brings the baby, why does the girl get so... You know, I'm deciding not to finish that sentence. For some reason I feel as if I will get killed for completing it. :smile3:

 

A good woman's heart is so loving that when she is getting ready to love the baby, her heart gets huge! Then, when the baby comes, she gives the kid part of her heart. It's warm and brings the young one comfort as he or she grows up in this world. It is not quite as comfortable as the stork's office, but when someone gives you part of their heart, life just isn't as bad any more. That's also why when a man knows how lucky he is to have a woman like that, he goes from wanting to protect and care for his woman to doing that for his family.

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I don't know why, but I have been thinking the same thing. One thing we know with certainty is that, at this moment, biologically speaking the baby IS a girl. We won't know if the testosterone will ambush the estrogen with all its manly glory until a little while longer. ;)

 

Nope. Genetically, the sex has been decided already. It just can't be detected yet. 

 

Anywho, congrats to your sister and her husband!

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how girl get pragnent

 

You need to get married. You cannot get pregnant unless you are married. If you deceive the stork into thinking you are married, he will not be pleased with you, and life will be hard.

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Nope. Genetically, the sex has been decided already. It just can't be detected yet. 

This is correct.

 

FP, I hope for your sake that you have not been studying biology yet. :|

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This is correct.

 

FP, I hope for your sake that you have not been studying biology yet. :|

 

Maybe he is hoping for a tomboy niece.

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This is correct.

 

FP, I hope for your sake that you have not been studying biology yet. :|

 

Well, early on the testosterone has not yet been released to kill all the girly estrogen, and when it is released this is when the gender can be detected. I used the wrong term. Technically, the baby will grow as a girl until the testosterone is released. This is why men have pecks: Their body develops like a female and then the testosterone gets released, stopping any thoughts the body may have had of growing breasts.

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Well, early on the testosterone has not yet been released to kill all the girly estrogen, and when it is released this is when the gender can be detected. I used the wrong term. Technically, the baby will grow as a girl until the testosterone is released. This is why men have pecks: Their body develops like a female and then the testosterone gets released, stopping any thoughts the body may have had of growing breasts.

 

Gender is decided at conception. Simple as that. 

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Well, early on the testosterone has not yet been released to kill all the girly estrogen, and when it is released this is when the gender can be detected. I used the wrong term. Technically, the baby will grow as a girl until the testosterone is released. This is why men have pecks: Their body develops like a female and then the testosterone gets released, stopping any thoughts the body may have had of growing breasts.

 

i am hoping your girly estrogen gets killed soon...

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