I Am Weeping Manly Tears

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

I cry at anything. All the time. I cried when I ate a chocolate bar once (no, I was not already crying before I ate it). I'm trying to think of one of the more ridiculous times, but the chocolate bar incident is in the top 3.

Don't get me started on the ASPCA. I was in bed after surgery (for like a week and a half) and seriously almost every other commercial they played it again. Bad idea when I was post-surgical...

[Groo the Wanderer]

real men only cry 4x in their life.  anything else is grounds for man card revocation.

 

1. at adoration

2. at your own wedding, but only when you see your bride walking up the aisle

3. at the birth of your children

4. at the death of your mother

[Nihil Obstat]

You guys keep reminding me why I do not watch tv.

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

Any man who gives himself props on PM or likes his statuses on FB has immediate grounds for man card revocation. 

[Groo the Wanderer]

my bad.  i figured since we can now do this, it was expected behavior

[PadrePioOfPietrelcino]

real men only cry 4x in their life. anything else is grounds for man card revocation.

1. at adoration
2. at your own wedding, but only when you see your bride walking up the aisle
3. at the birth of your children
4. at the death of your mother

I would submit a change for #2...reception of a Sacrament, in particular your wedding or reception of Holy Orders.

I also submit a 2.5 any experience which reminds you or the awesomeness of God and his Love for you.