Nihil Obstat Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and ***** over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll ****ed sure use it all to wipe yer **** off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Tell him to bring his mouthguard. Why? Don't you know where yours is? He won't need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilisa Marie Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 i heart you, :) :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 That's the only constructive statement I've seen here. you're welcome. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 nope. nice try though. keep reading the Bible, maybe you'll find it someday. (hint: it's in the New Testament.) What I was referring to is also in the NT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Tell him to bring his mouthguard. Is that a gay sex reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and ***** over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll ****ed sure use it all to wipe yer **** off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now what.the.frack? *shakes head* fracking Canadiens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Is that a gay sex reference? Only for you honey, only for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Is that a gay sex reference? :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilisa Marie Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Can I just say that Phatmass gets all kinds of crazy after dark? There should be a warning label. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Can I just say that Phatmass gets all kinds of crazy after dark? There should be a warning label. You almost sound like you are implying that this is a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roamin Catholic Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 what.the.frack? *shakes head* fracking Canadiens. You know you dig those Canadians....You find the beards and flannel sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Can I just say that Phatmass gets all kinds of crazy after dark? There should be a warning label. rotfl I am loving this internet tough-guy stuff going on. It's bringing back wonderful memories of when I first came on here and boldly proclaimed if I was on a flight that was hijacked by terrorists I would be the first to fight (And yes, sadly I was serious). :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilisa Marie Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You almost sound like you are implying that this is a bad thing. I'm implying there should be more alcohol involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 You know you dig those Canadians....You find the beards and flannel sexy. oh you know how to make the girls throw up, don't you? I'm implying there should be more alcohol involved. there's already plenty involved. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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