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A Short ode to a recollection of dog gas:

 

Oh intoxicating scent of bubbling gas,
Oh noxious gale of putrid filth,
Oh flare of odorous ingestion,
What flavor of rotted meat art thee?
What died within thy intestines
To greet us all with thy potent fragrance?

 

Merry Christmas, lo...

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Life hurts like a dagger through the chest.

It hurts with nowhere to rest.

Death incarnate, come and see.

Deathly silence, let it be.

Pain, insolence, crying out of the soul

Squeal and howl if you’re ever let go

Then pray to God your soul to keep,

Nowhere here your soul to sleep.

 

Inspired tiger, eyes aglow.

Frightful follow, to and fro.

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Dear world.

 

Bite me.

 

Me

 

Help is only worth so much if it keeps you up late and you also waste time together.  I hope I sleep well.

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No, it goes straight to my hips. 

 

It might help your PMS.

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I repeatedly tell the world to floop off every day.  It helps maintain your sanity, and reduces stress.

 

Shove off can also be nice to say. :)

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