Era Might Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God the Father Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 The only way you're going to find a decent man is if you get a sassy gay friend. Thread over at post number 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Step one: Be attractive. Step two: Don't be unattractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Step one: Be attractive. Step two: Don't be unattractive. step three: brush your teeth and comb your hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got2luvjc Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 R2Dtoo's Amazing Tips For Wooing The Ladies: 1. Women are turned off by men who are too aggressive, so wear a dress. 2. Women are impressed by men who know science so be sure to tell her about all your experiments in your meth lab. 3. Men like to think that women want to hear "I love you". Slap them instead. 4. Women love it when a man takes charge so ALWAYS order for her when you're out to eat. 5. "No" means "Bang your club over my head and take me back to your cave." Follow these five simple steps and you'll find your wifey in no time! R2Dtoo backed guaranteed! Any of these things work on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) Part of our evolutionary psychology: Men hunt the mastodon. Women hunt the men who hunt the mastodon. Women almost always make the first move, even though it may not be noticed by him or even her. So maybe the issue with a close friend who becomes interested has more to do with that it was unsolicited rather than that he was not upfront with his intentions. He might not have known his intentions at the time. It happens. Trust me, I fall in love accidentally twice a day. That said, ladies, have you considered the possibility that there are nice guys out there who you are not close friends with? You might have a female friend who also prefers[mod] edit: language-- HSM[/mod]. She might be rejecting a really good guy right now. He's all yours. Go get him! Edited December 16, 2012 by homeschoolmom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 i am honestly tired of the tv shows and movies where the man is a bumbling idiot and the woman is always pretty, put-together, and thin. :rolleyes: It has infected childrens literature to a large extent as well. Berenstein Bears are a prime example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 Women, a man is what you make of him, and the same is true of you. Recognize potential. Have a gay friend tell him what to wear. The mustard stained sweatshirt... tell him it goes or I go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 As far as being put together and thin, women, you will become cuddlier as you age. There's nothing wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToJesusMyHeart Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 "Saint Anne, Saint Anne, find me a man!" ..................."as fast as you can!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Novena's work wonders I agree. :hehe2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 Novena's work wonders This is true. Before my novena I was a model train enthusiast and very open about it. This is precisely what gives credibility in this matter. To be continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) Do not buy the cow if you can get the milk for free. The lesson to take home from this, men, is that you give a woman your friendship, you are giving her the mastodon for free, and she will give you nothing, 99% of the time. And for you women, this is very important. We are not hunter gatherers living 50K years ago. I'm not saying these things to be vulgar or rude. I'm saying this because ladies, you are guided by instinctive behaviors that make it really easy for men lie to you. Edited December 17, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Do not buy the cow if you can get the milk for free. The lesson to take home from this, men, is that you give a woman your friendship, you are giving her the mastodon for free, and she will give you nothing, 99% of the time. And for you women, this is very important. We are not hunter gatherers living 50K years ago. I'm not saying these things to be vulgar or rude. I'm saying this because ladies, you are guided by instinctive behaviors that make it really easy for men lie to you. Uh yeah that's not what the "cow" quote means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 Uh yeah that's not what the "cow" quote means. Oh but it does. It is because men and women play by an entirely different game theory when it comes to love simply because women carry children and in the natural world, men have the possibility of making a clean getaway. This is why women hunt men. You must be selective. You must choose. He cannot choose you. It is not in your nature. The problem here is that well, that handsome, brave warrior who laid the biggest hunk of mastodon at your feet and made your heart flutter with a wink and a smile as he walked confidently away. There was no way that guy could have lied about who he is in a small band of hunter gatherers 50K years ago. Today, it is much wilder world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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