PhuturePriest Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) See what I mean about too much testosterone? Sheesh. You're simply too much man for this thread to handle, r2Dtoo. You should quit going on here to give us a break from being around such a perfect embodiment of masculinity. Edited December 15, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) I'm tempted to make a thread called how to seduce a hopeless romantic, but there are innocents here. Edited December 15, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 You don't want to know what I got out of this thread, Nihil. I don't know about you, but I learned from this thread that rabbits are technically lamas, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 You don't want to know what I got out of this thread, Nihil. Apparently not. :blink: Time to decompress. I need some mindless anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 You're simply too much man for this thread to handle, r2Dtoo. You should quit going on here to give us a break from being around such a perfect embodiment of masculinity. Go take an estrogen pill, FP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) My advice is gold. In my neighborhood, bad romance is one of the fine arts. I would spare that heartache to all who read. You all are young. You're not done messing your life up yet. I have been wrong before, but nevertheless, I will be thinking of you during my rosaries. Edited December 15, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 1) As an arachnophobic, I can assure you: Men are good for killing bugs. But you are right, FP, that that is not all that they are good for. :-) 2) There is no recipe for finding love. 3) "The last shall be first; the first shall be last." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 If he's a germophobe, who cleans it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) Novena's work wonders Edited December 15, 2012 by add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 "Nice guys finish last." There's a problem with this idea. "Nice guys" are men who tend to form friendships with women. They treat women like people, not objects. But then they get angry when they ask their female friend out and she rejects him. He then goes on to complain about all the stupid women who only go for "arrogant jerks." What they don't realize is that from the woman's perspective, they had a great platonic friendship with a man, and when he made a romantic advance she rejected him because she didn't feel the same way. When the man gets angry, the woman realizes that the man was just pretending to be friends with her so that he could get in her pants. "Nice guys" are also men who lack self-confidence. Women don't like "arrogant jerks." They want to be with someone with confidence, not someone who is insecure. I also reject the idea that all men are stupid. They aren't, and it's degrading to them to think so. :) Truth! I have a lot of female friends and I've seen that. Being a manipulative little 'poo' isn't being a nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 To guys. 1-Shut the cluck up and listen before you open your floopy floppy mouth. 2-Wanting someone to listen is not the same as wanting somebody to solve her problems for her. 3-Urinate on her possessions. This let's her know that you care and signals to other males not to approach her. 4-Don't be whiny. 5-Shut up and listen. 6-Tell her what to think. Women understand they they are silly and emotional and that they need a powerful male mind to do their thinking for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) I don't know what to make of that but you are among my favorite Phatmassers. My daughter will have to do a capstone project before I allow her to date. Until then, I am going to teach her how to make players hate themselves. She will have to demonstrate competency or profess religious vows. I have seen many broken hearts in my life. I am saying all of this with the love of father. To be continued... Edited December 15, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 "Nice guys finish last." There's a problem with this idea. "Nice guys" are men who tend to form friendships with women. They treat women like people, not objects. But then they get angry when they ask their female friend out and she rejects him. He then goes on to complain about all the stupid women who only go for "arrogant jerks." What they don't realize is that from the woman's perspective, they had a great platonic friendship with a man, and when he made a romantic advance she rejected him because she didn't feel the same way. When the man gets angry, the woman realizes that the man was just pretending to be friends with her so that he could get in her pants. "Nice guys" are also men who lack self-confidence. Women don't like "arrogant jerks." They want to be with someone with confidence, not someone who is insecure. I also reject the idea that all men are stupid. They aren't, and it's degrading to them to think so. :) OK, so that's confusing. If you want romance you do or do not make friends first? I was always told to be friends first, no matter what, but you're making it sound like that's a bad idea. I don't get it. Or is your point that a man should make friends and then always let the woman go first? That makes even less sense. Arfink took the words out of my mouth (or fingers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I just want to applaud the last sentence. So often I hear constant jokes (Yes, on here and everywhere else) about how men are stupid and women have to deal with their stupidity on a regular basis. It's degrading. i am honestly tired of the tv shows and movies where the man is a bumbling idiot and the woman is always pretty, put-together, and thin. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 OK, so that's confusing. If you want romance you do or do not make friends first? I was always told to be friends first, no matter what, but you're making it sound like that's a bad idea. I don't get it. Or is your point that a man should make friends and then always let the woman go first? That makes even less sense. It's called the friend zone, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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