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I would like to take this time to give you all the shocking news that vodka tastes worse than lung fluid that was accumulated through pulmonary edema. I'm sorry no one told you this fact earlier on after they realized you could not figure it out yourself.

 

It's called more juice and ice.  You are welcome to get me a bottle of Jack Daniels instead.

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It's called more juice and ice.  You are welcome to get me a bottle of Jack Daniels instead.

 

Jack Daniels is almost as bad.

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I am reading a book by a Russian author named Vitali Vitaliev and he spends a lot of time explaing Vodka. He says it is a crime to freeze it - it should be cool (in the fridge but not the freezer). It should be 40% alcohol (not 37.5% like Smirnoff and other non-Russian vodkas). And one should drink it, not for the smell or the taste, but for the effect, which is to warm one up from the inside (Russians need this). He says don't mix it with anything, don't smell it and don't sip it - drink a shot by slamming it down and then follow up with something nice tasting (a blintz perhaps?). The heat will spread throughout your body and give you a warm, relaxing glow. And don't follow it with any other type of alcohol. When you drink vodka, drink only vodka.

 

In the past I have only had vodka with orange juice, but he inspired me to buy two mini bottles of Russian 40% vodka today and I am going to celebrate over Christmas by drinking it just as he said to drink it.

 

It is a bit harder here of course because in Melbourne it is going to be over 100 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow - and who needs to feel warmed up then? :)

 

 

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This thread makes me so happy...

 

If any of you are ever in Charlotte, NC - I hope you will come visit me at my establishment so I may either A) educate you in the wonderful world of spirits if you haven't had the pleasure or B) spoil you rotten with all of the above that have been mentioned as favorites.

 

Personally, a favorite vodka is hard to judge - but Tito's is usually my go to. Rum - Appleton 21 Year. Bourbon - Woodford Reserve Double Oaked. Scotch - Lagavulin 16 Year. Tequila - Don Julio Anejo.

 

I could go on and on... but such is the life of one who runs a bar specializing in mixology.

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and today, Hasan found a friend.

 

Hasan is my sassy gay (moderated sa ssy ga y) friend.

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