theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Have mercy, Lil Red! I am a married man. I must not think of your ankles. I may only think of hers. You have made that difficult for days to come, and you have made my next confession much more colorful. Let me relay my pastor's unspoken gratitude in advance. You have the power to destroy me with your ankles. If you do not relent, I will become wild and impossible to tame. You have that power over me and every man on the face of the planet. You don't have to prove it. I'm telling you right now. Think of the children, Lil Red. Put on some granny socks. Please, I'm begging you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 Have mercy, Lil Red! I am a married man. I must not think of your ankles. I may only think of hers. You have made that difficult for days to come, and you have made my next confession much more colorful. Let me relay my pastor's unspoken gratitude in advance. You have the power to destroy me with your ankles. If you do not relent, I will become wild and impossible to tame. You have that power over me and every man on the face of the planet. You don't have to prove it. I'm telling you right now. Think of the children, Lil Red. Put on some granny socks. Please, I'm begging you. no! i refuse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 And you have tattoo! For shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 no! i refuse!! All thoughts of the girls that I like are gone. I can only think of you now. I hope you are happy, Lil Red. I am forever a ruined man. *Weeps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 A shoe fetish is all I need to make my life complete. Thanks Lil Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I know how to win this battle. Relent, or I will post pictures of my own feet. I am an old hippy and I have not worn shoes for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Hint: No one wants to look at old unkept hippy feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) All thoughts of the girls that I like are gone. I can only think of you now. I hope you are happy, Lil Red. I am forever a ruined man. *Weeps* Young man, you are outmatched here. For your mental health, talk to young women who haven't yet figured how to saddle you with a mortgage and a dead-end career. If you wonder why people keep telling you that these are the best years of your life, it's because of that. What I just said. Keep that with you always. Edited December 15, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I remember when I was 16. I have no desire to go back to the days when I had more testosterone then what was good for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) I remember when I was 16. I have no desire to go back to the days when I had more testosterone then what was good for me. I only miss one thing about my childhood. I had so many reason not to carry a woman's purse. Over the years my hesitation becomes more difficult to explain. FP, your first serious relationship, it will take her time to figure how to make decisions for you. Your life will never get better than that. Just be sure you put up a fight. Edited December 15, 2012 by theculturewarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I only miss one thing about my childhood. I had so many reason not to carry a woman's purse. Over the years my hesitation becomes more difficult to explain. FP, your first serious relationship, it will take her time to figure how to make decisions for you. Your life will never get better than that. Just be sure you put up a fight. That makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 The only people who say high school is the "best years of your life" are the adults who hate their own lives. Seriously, there was so much crap in high school. It is a miracle anyone who makes it out of there is sane. If I had to back now and do it over again, knowing everything I know now, I would do almost everything differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 The best years of my life are yet to come, but I have my fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 And you have tattoo! For shame! i have four :| All thoughts of the girls that I like are gone. I can only think of you now. I hope you are happy, Lil Red. I am forever a ruined man. *Weeps* A shoe fetish is all I need to make my life complete. Thanks Lil Red you're both welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 This is one of the strangest things I've read in weeks. Same. I'm not entirely sure what that meant. But part of me is just like... "Does that?... I don't even..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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