XIX Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 The NFL it's a little bit ridiculous, everybody is obsessed with "Is so-and-so an "elite" quarterback??" It's like, either you are elite or you are terrible. So in my weird mind, that's kind of analogous to modesty threads on Phatmass. Either your outfit is modest, or it's worthy of the fires of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oremoose Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) The NFL it's a little bit ridiculous, everybody is obsessed with "Is so-and-so an "elite" quarterback??" It's like, either you are elite or you are terrible. So in my weird mind, that's kind of analogous to modesty threads on Phatmass. Either your outfit is modest, or it's worthy of the fires of Hell. Well put....It is like.... Edited December 4, 2012 by Oremoose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Pretty much, Oremoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) The NFL it's a little bit ridiculous, everybody is obsessed with "Is so-and-so an "elite" quarterback??" It's like, either you are elite or you are terrible. So in my weird mind, that's kind of analogous to modesty threads on Phatmass. Either your outfit is modest, or it's worthy of the fires of Hell. Edited December 5, 2012 by Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 i didn't say it was open for anyone else. :| and door is not a euphemism for anything else. :pinch: that's what i like about you... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 (edited) Cut the llama drama. :\ Edited December 13, 2012 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Here's how I feel about modesty threads: http://youtu.be/E0LMjwC-1Mw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Women, cover up. If I see your neckline, or your thighs, or even (especially) the back of your neck, it will seem to me an invitation to seduction and I can't be held responsible. I am not joking. I have a real problem, and I am very persuasive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 What may seem to you a clever fashion statement, says to me "kiss my shoulder," and if the moon shines a certain way, I will not rest until you surrender. I presume nothing. I do not play games. If you end up with Pepe le Pew situation, you have been warned. If this ends up on Maury Pauvich, you have been warned. Women, all you are very, very beautiful and mysterious and I am weak. Help me out. Please. Do not even show me your ankles, I will only want to kiss them. And where does it go from there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Women, cover up. If I see your neckline, or your thighs, or even (especially) the back of your neck, it will seem to me an invitation to seduction and I can't be held responsible. I am not joking. I have a real problem, and I am very persuasive. Even if the woman is naked and giving you the come-hither look, you are still responsible for your actions. That is not saying that she has no culpability here, but that your actions are your responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 First off, let say straight up that I am referencing my disability, and I doing so only state a personal preference for modest attire, however irrelevant it is. In spite of the difficulty that my good looks, charm, and weak will have caused, I have been successfully monogamous for 5 years with no light at the end of tunnel any time soon. This is an issue with my disability and there are many men and women like me who are less scrupulous or emotionally stable than I am. Theoretically, I could a seduce a woman, several actually, at a day or at time, and I could receive communion on Sunday because I would not have the capacity to make a voluntary decision. This has not (yet) happened thanks be to God, because I do have the capacity to a voluntary decision to take care of my health right now. Sometimes it just happens to people like me though and nobody sees it coming. Fortunately though, when I become comically unhinged, I lose some of my charm. Charlie Sheen wishes he could win like me, but thanks be God, it keeps me safe, and the divorcee down the street too. And when I am being sexually harassed at work it comes a screeching halt and I can show up when the speeding train has stopped without worrying about the temptation. It is really not that bad, now that I think about it. If only I had a job to go to. I also want to add that I was trying to be funny again. When will I learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 When I talk about the effect I have on women, I mean every word, but it always surprises me when somebody believes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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