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Due to the abandonment of the OP I shall bravely take upon his mantle.

 

 

 

 

You forgot someone, you bonehead. Get a life.

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Give me a full-fledged 2-line-long Shakespearian insult then. I'm ready.

 

r2Dtoo, darling, may I?

 

 

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!

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Mary+Immaculate<3:  If you prick me, do I not bleed like a man?

 

R2: O Mary, I think thou doth protest to much. 

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of Light and Truth's favorite things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To force feed a homeless person.
 

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A total 37 states have instituted "Lil'Mon Ordinances" to prohibit her and her ilk from doing something so awful it would get me banned if I said what it was. 

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of Light and Truth's favorite things

 

 

 

To force feed a homeless person.

 

 

How did you know I am applying to an organization that feeds the homeless?

 

You're so smart-or something like that-right...;)

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How did you know I am applying to an organization that feeds the homeless?

 

You're so smart-or something like that-right... ;)

 

I'm psychic so I can see everyone's darkest secrets.  Like for example I know you're naked right now and it's very disturbing.  Put some clothes on you nudist.  Ew!

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I'm psychic so I can see everyone's darkest secrets.  Like for example I know you're naked right now and it's very disturbing.  Put some clothes on you nudist.  Ew!

 

Oh, you know you like it, baby. ;) That's why you are just sitting there playing with y...

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