Wow, St. Michael The Archangel Prayer "spam."

[Lil Red]

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1351364255' post='2498710']
Absolutely
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i heart you, man.

[Lil Red]

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[To Jesus Through Mary]

I laughed so hard through this whole thread. I really needed that.

[Lil Red]

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[MIKolbe]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1351364990' post='2498729']


Funny story.

I was drunk once and tried to answer a question with either "does a bear s*** in the woods" or "is the Pope Catholic?" In my stupor, it came out "Does the pope s*** in the woods?!?!?"

A regional meme was born.
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Lol

Drunk once.

[Winchester]

Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

[kujo]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1351366357' post='2498754']
Lol

Drunk once.
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[Lil Red]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1351366357' post='2498754']
Lol

Drunk once.
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[Lil Red]

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[Freedom]

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[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1351364281' post='2498711']
That's cute, but that's not what Jesus said.

"5 When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6 But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you."
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That is what Jesus said, but that's not what He meant. Jesus was addressing those hypocrites who were putting on a show of being pious, when in fact they were evil. He never meant that people can [b]ONLY[/b] pray in private. There should be no masses in this case. No community or group prayers, no family prayers etc...... Prayers are welcome to God, no matter how many are praying and how silent or vocal they are.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Vincent Vega]

[quote name='Freedom' timestamp='1351372451' post='2498783']
[color=#222222][font=Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif][size=4][background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]That is what Jesus said, but that's not what He meant. [/background][/size][/font][/color]
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Of course.

[Freedom]

You guys are reacting to my posts as vampires react to silver bullets.

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[quote name='Freedom' timestamp='1351361050' post='2498627']
Now you're calling a prayer to St. Michael disrespectful? This doesn't make any sense, sorry.
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Reread what he said. And then reread your response. Think very, very carefully.

[quote name='Freedom' timestamp='1351372694' post='2498785']
You guys are reacting to my posts as vampires react to silver bullets.
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You're thinking of werewolves.

[Vincent Vega]

[quote name='Freedom' timestamp='1351372694' post='2498785']
You guys are reacting to my posts as vampires react to silver bullets.
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Clearly.

[Winchester]

[quote name='Freedom' timestamp='1351372694' post='2498785']
You guys are reacting to my posts as vampires react to silver bullets.
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Vampires mock silver bullets?