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Voting For A 3rd Party Is Voting For Satan Himself


Nihil Obstat

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1351135624' post='2497411']
You do know that I think both Romney [i]and[/i] Obama are vile, despicable people, right?
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yes i do. but romney hasn't attacked the Church yet

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[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1351135779' post='2497412']
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Important words.

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I am pretty sure that right after Cardinal George said that, he added on "So God, PLEASE let Romney be our next presidential nominee so that he can fix everything up. He is totally the bee's knees, and he is exactly the politician we as Catholics want to finally turn the US back into something that resembles a sane, moral society. Seriously, he is basically the only person in the world who can save us."

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Cardinal George continued:

"Romney is quite literally the greatest American who has ever lived. He is our last hope against the wickedness and snares of Obama and his minions. He is more or less on par with the patriarchs of the Old Testament. God reached down from heaven, tapped Romney on the shoulder, and said 'My son, you must go and lead the right-statists of the great nation of the United States to victory over the left-statist horde.' And Romney thought for a moment and said 'Sure thing God, but are you sure about this? I mean, I was talking to Satan the other day and he told me that if I wanted to become president I would have to offer him the eternal souls of my children. Seemed a little steep, but I was just going to get back to him today and take his offer. But you wanna give me all that for free?' And God was like 'That jerk. I cannot believe he is playing both sides. So typical.'"

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Right. Drink pruno instead.

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[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1351136482' post='2497424']
dunno what that is. does it come in a screw-top?
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Probably nothing that classy. If you are lucky you might get one of those clips for bread bags.

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Groo the Wanderer

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Groo the Wanderer

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