Groo the Wanderer Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J00BCCHe5ag/UDT07JwUkGI/AAAAAAAAMcg/8sPyTxl0_2M/s400/cardinal+george.jpg[/img] [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1351135624' post='2497411'] You do know that I think both Romney [i]and[/i] Obama are vile, despicable people, right? [/quote] yes i do. but romney hasn't attacked the Church yet Edited October 25, 2012 by Groo the Wanderer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 [quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1351135779' post='2497412'] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J00BCCHe5ag/UDT07JwUkGI/AAAAAAAAMcg/8sPyTxl0_2M/s400/cardinal+george.jpg[/img] [/quote] Important words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) I am pretty sure that right after Cardinal George said that, he added on "So God, PLEASE let Romney be our next presidential nominee so that he can fix everything up. He is totally the bee's knees, and he is exactly the politician we as Catholics want to finally turn the US back into something that resembles a sane, moral society. Seriously, he is basically the only person in the world who can save us." Edited October 25, 2012 by Nihil Obstat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 now yer a looney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dominicansoul Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 no, shortly after saying that, he was diagnosed with cancer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nihil Obstat Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 Cardinal George continued: "Romney is quite literally the greatest American who has ever lived. He is our last hope against the wickedness and snares of Obama and his minions. He is more or less on par with the patriarchs of the Old Testament. God reached down from heaven, tapped Romney on the shoulder, and said 'My son, you must go and lead the right-statists of the great nation of the United States to victory over the left-statist horde.' And Romney thought for a moment and said 'Sure thing God, but are you sure about this? I mean, I was talking to Satan the other day and he told me that if I wanted to become president I would have to offer him the eternal souls of my children. Seemed a little steep, but I was just going to get back to him today and take his offer. But you wanna give me all that for free?' And God was like 'That jerk. I cannot believe he is playing both sides. So typical.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 you should not drink turpentine after 9pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 Right. Drink pruno instead. [img]http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pruno.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 dunno what that is. does it come in a screw-top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 [quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1351136482' post='2497424'] dunno what that is. does it come in a screw-top? [/quote] Probably nothing that classy. If you are lucky you might get one of those clips for bread bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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