PhuturePriest Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) October 20th is my Phatmass birthday, meaning today I turned one. In honor of this, I wanted to highlight a terrible post from last year that makes me want to not show my face ever again, which will likely be utilized by some of the fine folks here for blackmail purposes. This is both just me being lame and also a humility exercise, because I really hate showing the following post. This post is from my very painful thread The World Is Full of Sheep: [quote]I am a man that will fight for my rights as a citizen. I have been training in Goju Ryu Karate for eleven years and am a pretty good shot with rifles and Glocks, and I am not afraid to use any of these skills in a real fight. As a man that has traditional Catholic and conservative values, I find myself shocked and ask myself: Why won't anyone else fight? The world mainly consists of people that act as sheep, simply doing what they are told. A prime example is WWII. I read books about it and watch movies like Schindler's List and think "Why don't they do something? There are thousands of them in the camps and only a few Nazis!" A more recent example is 9/11. If extremists hijacked my plane, I would be the first guy to get up and show them that they're not half as tough as they think they are. Especially since there's over a hundred people on the plane and only about five hijackers! What made only one out of four planes fight for their lives that day? What is wrong with the world today that people won't fight for their inalienable rights given by God? What makes people not stand up to the Nazis and the hijackers? Is it out of fear of getting hurt that people won't fight back? Don't people see the immediate logical error in that plan, that if they don't fight they're going to die anyway? What on earth is going on that made this happen? Did Americans not freely enlist (At least before the draft started a little later) in WWII just seventy years ago? Did all of this craziness start in the sixties, and simply escalate after the Vietnam war? And most importantly: how can we give people a backbone? [/quote] Ah... the pain... Edited October 21, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egidio Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 One year, and already over 3000 posts....do you not have homework to do..ever!!! Keep growing in holiness FP [color=#000080][size=5][font=comic sans ms,cursive]AVE MARIA!![/font][/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 this is nothing to celebrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted October 21, 2012 Author Share Posted October 21, 2012 I disagree. This is something worthy of fireworks and parades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted October 21, 2012 Author Share Posted October 21, 2012 [quote name='Egidio' timestamp='1350780272' post='2495511'] One year, and already over 3000 posts....do you not have homework to do..ever!!! Keep growing in holiness FP [color=#000080][size=5][font=comic sans ms,cursive]AVE MARIA!![/font][/size][/color] [/quote] I don't have homework, actually. For one I am not enrolled in any type of school, but mostly it is because I am studying for the GED test, which since you are Australian you may not know, is just a series of one to two testing days (Depending on if you want to do all five testing areas in one day or two) and if you pass all five subjects you have officially graduated high school and you get a nice little paper from the government. So yes, I do have tons of time on my hands. However, I almost have four thousand posts, so it's even worse than three thousand. And I don't need to grow in holiness. I'm already a living Saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1350796931' post='2495569'] I disagree. This is something worthy of fireworks and parades. [/quote] Best I can do is strike a match and take out the garbage. Close enough? If you want it extra parade-y I suppose I can tape a picture of you to the garbage bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Happy Phatmass Birthdayyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted October 21, 2012 Author Share Posted October 21, 2012 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1350797235' post='2495572'] Best I can do is strike a match and take out the garbage. Close enough? If you want it extra parade-y I suppose I can tape a picture of you to the garbage bag. [/quote] At least sing this song while you do it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg&feature=relmfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 I don't sing. As a counter offer, I will have this song running through my head while I take out the garbage with your picture on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnARuSlhUK0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Good grief. You are slightly older than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted October 21, 2012 Author Share Posted October 21, 2012 [quote name='AnneLine' timestamp='1350804475' post='2495604'] Good grief. You are slightly older than I am. [/quote] One plus sixteen = seventeen, so I'm even older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContemporaryCaflicCrusader Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 You should start acting one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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