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Are there any good joke ideas of things I can do to my godfather? (Don't worry: I know him well enough to do a little something.) I'm planning on inviting him to lunch with some friends of mine after I am christened.

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[quote name='Light and Truth' timestamp='1348021533' post='2483996']
Are there any good joke ideas of things I can do to my godfather? (Don't worry: I know him well enough to do a little something.) I'm planning on inviting him to lunch with some friends of mine after I am christened.
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Tell him you have a degenerative liver disease and need a donation from him.

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I'm gonna give you a joke and a nice thing at the same time. Give him one of those cans of paper snakes that jump out when you open it, but place a gift card to his favorite restaurant inside the can. Killed 2 birds with one stone :D

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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

[quote name='Tony' timestamp='1348042923' post='2484085']
I'm gonna give you a joke and a nice thing at the same time. Give him one of those cans of paper snakes that jump out when you open it, but place a gift card to his favorite restaurant inside the can. Killed 2 birds with one stone :D
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[quote name='Tony' timestamp='1348042923' post='2484085']
I'm gonna give you a joke and a nice thing at the same time. Give him one of those cans of paper snakes that jump out when you open it, but place a gift card to his favorite restaurant inside the can. Killed 2 birds with one stone :D
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That's a classic. But I like the classic handshake buzzer.

[img]http://www.retrodrygoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/HandBuzzer.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='Light and Truth' timestamp='1348021533' post='2483996']
... after I am christened.
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Can you explain what you mean by christened? Or, do you mean Baptized? Confirmed?

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[quote name='cmariadiaz' timestamp='1348072985' post='2484189']
Can you explain what you mean by christened? Or, do you mean Baptized? Confirmed?
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Chrismated, Orthodox Confirmation (from Protestant, hence the new godfather). I heard that other word used in conversation the other day, and it didn't seem to make much difference in terms of the question, late at night. Either way, it is an official ceremony, I have liquidput on me, and I am officially Orthodox, since both would happen the same day if I was not baptized in the proper form already. Now, on with how to have fun with him. Muahahaha...

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Tell him on the way there you got a phone call that his wife got frustrated and stabbed the TV. If he likes the TV a lot, you should see outrage and weeping within seconds.

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348086568' post='2484301']
Tell him on the way there you got a phone call that his wife got frustrated and stabbed the TV. If he likes the TV a lot, you should see outrage and weeping within seconds.
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This plan seems somewhat implausible to me.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1348087018' post='2484303']
This plan seems somewhat implausible to me.
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Yes, we live in different cities and will be coming from different directions. Normally too, he would go to a different parish.

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  • 4 weeks later...

I am playing some jokes at the office on him about politics already, so I don't want to go too far over the top.

I have plans for him to be called Don (his name), and for friends to indirectly make references to [i]The Godfather[/i], but I don't know what else I can do. I was thinking of a not too bloody picture of a horses head delivered by a waiter/waitress under his plate when a group of us goes to lunch afterwards. Thoughts on this? Other ideas?

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