brianthephysicist Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Also, Kujo. If you ever make it to the Long Island area: [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/123479-my-friend-found-the-best-restaurant/"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/123479-my-friend-found-the-best-restaurant/[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1348099836' post='2484418'] What if I'm a giant mutant turtle that lives in the sewer because mainstream society will not accept me? If you're basing clothing choices off of whether or not you have to google them, then should I get rid of my guayaberas too? What if I can't afford tattoo removal surgery? If I'm allowed to slap her in the event that she opens a door, what other occasions am I allowed to use physical force? In what occasions is she allowed to use physical force? What do I do with my left foot when I'm talking to a girl? If I'm paying for everything, should I tell her how much money I have at the beginning of the date? What do I do if she wants to buy something and I can't afford it? How long should we be dating before I include her in my zombie plan (and give her the key/combination to the supplies warehouse and underground shelter? If there's a freak accident and she dies while we're on a date, should I run for my life or stick around and wait for her father to kill me with his bare hands? How do you tell a girl that her dress really does make her look fat? What do I do if she doesn't like my art? How long before I reveal my superhero identity? If we dance, how many inches is the Holy Spirit? [/quote] Quiet. You're over-thinking things. A girl would never be able to understand this. Even with my superior brain capacity I could almost barely follow what you were saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthephysicist Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348100093' post='2484424'] Quiet. You're over-thinking things. A girl would never be able to understand this. Even with my superior brain capacity I could almost barely follow what you were saying. [/quote] I believe the student has surpassed the master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1348100242' post='2484428'] I believe the student has surpassed the master. [/quote] I could have easily answered your questions. But there are other threads that need more attending to than your profound ignorance when it comes to dating and how to treat girls. Slap her face when she's being insolent or trying to be equal, slap her on the behind to compliment her, tell her to make you a sandwich. That's all you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1348099836' post='2484418'] If we dance, how many inches is the Holy Spirit? [/quote] I've heard there's something to be said about a correlation between its shoe or glove size... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 I don't understand the question about how many inches the Holy Spirit is when you dance. The Holy Spirit is a spirit, not a physical being, fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Jesus Through Mary Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348101506' post='2484454'] I don't understand the question about how many inches the Holy Spirit is when you dance. The Holy Spirit is a spirit, not a physical being, fool. [/quote] Come on FP- since you are a 'courting' guru... the saying said to teenagers when they are going to dance... "Make sure to leave enough space for the Holy Spirit between you" (So how close CAN a couple dance?) Of course if you are Southern Baptist your just gonna burn in hell (Which I hear there is a table being setup for PMers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthephysicist Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348101506' post='2484454'] I don't understand the question about how many inches the Holy Spirit is when you dance. The Holy Spirit is a spirit, not a physical being, fool. [/quote] MAPS thanks for making my night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='To Jesus Through Mary' timestamp='1348103070' post='2484475'] Come on FP- since you are a 'courting' guru... the saying said to teenagers when they are going to dance... "Make sure to leave enough space for the Holy Spirit between you" (So how close CAN a couple dance?) Of course if you are Southern Baptist your just gonna burn in hell (Which I hear there is a table being setup for PMers) [/quote] I've never heard that phrase before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348105832' post='2484490'] I've never heard that phrase before. [/quote] That's because you're homeschooled, and thus haven't been to a school dance. Also, who would want to dance with you? Girls typically leave room for the Grand Canyon with you... Edited September 20, 2012 by kujo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1348106563' post='2484500'] That's because you're homeschooled, and thus haven't been to a school dance. Also, who would want to dance with you? Girls typically leave room for the Grand Canyon with you... [/quote] Indeed, I have never been to a school dance. However, I am trained in ballroom dancing such as the waltz, so women are missing out. Ahem... I would like to refer you to my Phatmass title, please. I have been known to be a lady's man, and I am quite the charmer if I want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348106831' post='2484502'] Indeed, I have never been to a school dance. However, I am trained in ballroom dancing such as the waltz, so women are missing out.[/quote] #LamestThingEverSaid [quote]Ahem... I would like to refer you to my Phatmass title, please. I have been known to be a lady's man, and I am quite the charmer if I want to be. [/quote] #2ndLamestThingEverSaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1348107034' post='2484504'] #LamestThingEverSaid #2ndLamestThingEverSaid [/quote] He's working on the Winchester irony schtick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1348107034' post='2484504'] #LamestThingEverSaid #2ndLamestThingEverSaid [/quote] #Lame response one uses when so baffled by truth he cannot think of anything else to say but is too prideful to admit he was wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 is there a Pathetic Board to move this thread to? It's too lame for even the Lame Board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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