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To Jesus Through Mary

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1348357197' post='2485524']
I bet you have a Bugnini icon on your wall, right next to your signed 8 x 10 of Rembert Weakland. :stubborn:
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Sure- I have to ask for their intercession before I practice my liturgical dancing..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGMIjwf0SVw

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[quote name='To Jesus Through Mary' timestamp='1348360636' post='2485536']
Sure- I have to ask for their intercession before I practice my liturgical dancing..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGMIjwf0SVw[/media]
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Ask for their intercession? That is practically medieval. I am sure you meant that you offer bowls of incense to their gaia-force that animates the wind through the trees because tolerance and pastoral and acceptance and WE ARE CHURCH, amirite?

[img]http://www.catholictradition.org/v2-pagans.jpg[/img]

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To Jesus Through Mary

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1348361090' post='2485537']
Ask for their intercession? That is practically medieval.[b] I am sure you meant that you offer bowls of incense to their gaia-force that animates the wind through the trees because tolerance and pastoral and acceptance and WE ARE CHURCH, amirite[/b]?


[/quote] *Sniff sniff* Nilih I feel like you are finally understanding me after all this time. I am so glad you are finally enlightened now...

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[quote name='To Jesus Through Mary' timestamp='1348362378' post='2485544']
*Sniff sniff* Nilih I feel like you are finally understanding me after all this time. I am so glad you are finally enlightened now...
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[img]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24048000/ngbbs4fe95d3185aea.png[/img]

Let us both go for a communal newchurch quasi-sacramental drink of grape juice which represents in a tolerant and non-threatening manner Jesus' non-historical metaphorical gift of self for the purpose of tolerance and worldwide syncretism because all religions are basically exactly the same anyway and Jesus, even though he wasn't really real, definitely told everybody to just love everything especially the gay lifestyle because it is much nicer and sin is not a real thing anyway because the pan-existent gaia goddess said so.

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To Jesus Through Mary

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1348362644' post='2485545']
[img]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24048000/ngbbs4fe95d3185aea.png[/img]

Let us both go for a communal newchurch quasi-sacramental drink of grape juice which represents in a tolerant and non-threatening manner Jesus' non-historical metaphorical gift of self for the purpose of tolerance and worldwide syncretism because all religions are basically exactly the same anyway and Jesus, even though he wasn't really real, definitely told everybody to just love everything especially the gay lifestyle because it is much nicer and sin is not a real thing anyway because the pan-existent gaia goddess said so.
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Ok you win. I just puked in my mouth a little.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1348361090' post='2485537']
Ask for their intercession? That is practically medieval. I am sure you meant that you offer bowls of incense to their gaia-force that animates the wind through the trees because tolerance and pastoral and acceptance and WE ARE CHURCH, emirate?[/quote]

It is not working. I saw them doing it day after day after day but still the devil is there, preaching. Maybe this time.

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[quote name='To Jesus Through Mary' timestamp='1348362921' post='2485549']
Ok you win. I just puked in my mouth a little.
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My powers of hyperbole know no bounds.

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Mark of the Cross

[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1348363257' post='2485552']
oh yer still here?
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People have been responding.
[img]http://www.joshuatly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crazy-frog.jpg[/img]

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Mark of the Cross

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1348361090' post='2485537']


[img]http://www.catholictradition.org/v2-pagans.jpg[/img]
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A scene from 'Iron Chef'? [i]Tell me what you believe and I will tell you what you are![/i]

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Mark of the Cross' timestamp='1349570872' post='2490800']
A scene from 'Iron Chef'? [i]Tell me what you believe and I will tell you what you are![/i]
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You have a pure and innocent heart.

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