Catholic Funnies :)

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[size=4][color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} ']AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} ']BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} ']CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} ']HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} ']HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} ']RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
INCENSE: Holy Smoke!
JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.
JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.
JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.
MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. Holiday travel has always been rough.
PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.
USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font='lucida grande', ', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif} '] copied from Father Talbot[/font][/color][/size]

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[Groo the Wanderer]

LORF-a-licious!

[TheresaThoma]

LOL!