Annie12 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 (edited) I saw a few on another thread and it made me laugh so much. Got any more? extra points for using "razzle dazzle". Edited August 25, 2012 by Annie12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 My personal favorite is "What's a girl like you doing in a confession line like this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTrishaxLynnx Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 "I said a Novena for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2Dtoo Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 "You remind me of Our Lady." I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3franciscans Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 "I lost my rosary, can I use your fingers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie12 Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 I'm totally stealing this from another thread but "if I had a rosary bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a glorious mystery!" My favorite by far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 [quote name='i<3franciscans' timestamp='1345916319' post='2474104'] "I lost my rosary, can I use your fingers?" [/quote] That's the creepiest Catholic pick-up line I have ever heard. [quote name='Annie12' timestamp='1345920269' post='2474133'] I'm totally stealing this from another thread but "if I had a rosary bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a glorious mystery!" My favorite by far! [/quote] That one is actually really good! If I ever date I will have to use that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 "So I was looking at your profile page on Phatmass..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 "Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax_et bonum Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jhxYO7wr4A Edited August 26, 2012 by Pax_et bonum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTrishaxLynnx Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 [quote name='Pax_et bonum' timestamp='1345941573' post='2474265'] https://www.youtube....h?v=1jhxYO7wr4A [/quote] That's funny! I was going to post that earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm putting this under a spoiler tag because it's more appropriate for the Raising Small Humans thread. Please use discretion if you're young. [spoiler][img]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/402035_455899944441933_2017469323_n.jpg[/img][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Normile Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 This one actually worked for my sister, and because of it she is the mother of five beautiful healthy catholic children, she had one miscarriage though. She asked a guy she seen in a church in baltimore if he could do her a favor and say a rosary with her for a special intention she had, they guy said ok. After they had finished she walked away and he came after her and asked her, " I got to ask would you mind telling what the intention you were praying for is? She answered, " I was asking the Virgin Mary to intercede for me and find me a decent catholic man who would love me and marry me so I could start a family." When they told me this I said, " i always knew my sister was a shameless hussy, Jim thought it was hysterical, sis almost punched me. ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 You have scapular brown eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 St. Therese isn't half as sweet as you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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