Make Cma Laugh!

[BG45]

One day a man was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!"
Another person looked up at the sky and said..."Where???"

[Maximilianus]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Fulano compró un Nissan GTR. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Entonces se va a probarla a la autopista. La acelera al máximo y mas al frente va un Porche y Fulano se le pega y le dice:[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"¿Conoce este carro?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Y el del Porche acelera y se va mas al frente y Fulano se le pega de nuevo y le dice:[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"¿este carro, lo conoces?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]El del porche se le despega otra vez y Fulano se le vuelve a pegar...[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"¿Conoce este carro, es un GTR de Nissan?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]El del Porche ya estaba enpezando a enojarse y le dice:[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]¡[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Sí, lo conozco!"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Y Fulano le dice:[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"¡Pues dime donde están los frenos que no puedo parar!"[/size][/font][/color]

Edited August 29, 2012 by Maximilianus

[cmaD2006]

Thanks for the jokes. Keep 'em coming. Some of you may have read but on top of not feeling well, and getting run down over the weekend I had to fly to a funeral (which I missed anyway), and now get to work the whole weekend to make up the time. So keep cma smiling .

Besides the jokes have been either lame or funny ... and both are great (I love the lame jokes ).

Maximo -- "conoces este carro? Va sumamente lento." "Si, porque no esta prendido Senora." Yes a lame attempt at a joke

[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1346196770' post='2475464']
Two penguins were sitting in the bathtub. One looked over and said 'Pass the salt.' The other looked back at him and snapped, 'What do you think I am? A typewriter!?'
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IDGI??? I really, really tried. But sometimes I be slow .... Edited August 31, 2012 by cmariadiaz

[Groo the Wanderer]

[url="http://www.twopenguinsoneiceberg.com/archive/penguin-jokes-001/"]http://www.twopenguinsoneiceberg.com/archive/penguin-jokes-001/[/url]

this kinda 'splains it

[cmaD2006]

[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1346411744' post='2476650']
[url="http://www.twopenguinsoneiceberg.com/archive/penguin-jokes-001/"]http://www.twopengui...guin-jokes-001/[/url]

this kinda 'splains it
[/quote]

Ah it's a nonjoke?

[carmenchristi]

[quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1345870241' post='2473982']
What you call a duck, a ninja, and a Relgious? "Nun-duck"


I know it's lame. I made it up.
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I still don't get it

[cmaD2006]

[quote name='carmenchristi' timestamp='1346423540' post='2476690']
I still don't get it
[/quote]

Nunchucks. I think its a take on Nunchucks, a weapon used in Martial Arts.

[brianthephysicist]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPU3Cg7LdTU[/media]

[cmaD2006]

Brian that was worth at least 10 props

[Chrysophylax]

I am watching that while in a study lounge at my college, trying not to laugh out loud because the room is so quiet!

[cmaD2006]

Me too I'm not at a place that I can laugh completely out loud. It was HARD not to burst out laughing.

[BG45]

Last night the President thanked Joe Biden for being the best Vice President he could ever have hoped for. I laughed.

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1347026729' post='2479801']
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPU3Cg7LdTU[/media]
[/quote]

That was the best twenty minutes (I say twenty because five minutes in I went to the beginning and called in my sister) of my life.

[bernadette d]

[quote name='LinaSt.Cecilia2772' timestamp='1345754995' post='2472926']
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBSYD0dQCAw[/media]
[/quote]

I'd challenge anyone not to laugh at this

[cmaD2006]

[quote name='bernadette d' timestamp='1347132862' post='2480340']
I'd challenge anyone not to laugh at this
[/quote]

Ya know ... I have a child (a friend's daughter) who I can get to give me this quizitive look. It is really, really funny. Maybe some day I'll get a chance to videotape it. All I have to do is to pretend that I'm crying ... and she gives me a "whatya talkin about" look!