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brianthephysicist

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.”

 

“That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.”

 

“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.

 

“Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

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Maximilianus

Dime cuantos cuentos cuentas cuando cuentas cuentos.

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One of my coworkers did that once at a certain fast food restaurant during undergrad.  He dumped an entire thing of the alcohol based hand sanitizer we had to use every 15 minutes on top and then lit it.  It was far from the only thing he burned...did I mention he was a volunteer firefighter until he got kicked out for intentionally burning things in the station parking lot? :P

 

Funny tax:

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Just drafted hardest test of the semester earlier today, this is the last bonus point question (where anything they mark can be correct)  I figure they'll be cranky by this part of the test:

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