Make Cma Laugh!

[brianthephysicist]

Sometimes people just get so stressed that they throw everything and everyone out the window (metaphorically speaking throwing poopface).

Here is a kid air guitaring his butt off:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lgqwpt5PfZ1qfjmnk.gif[/img]


Sometimes people turn into poopfaces just to get attention.

Here is Dave Chapelle dancing with Godzilla:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lhrzztdSKy1qb7hapo1_500.gif[/img]


Sometimes people get confused into thinking that throwing poopface is best face.

Here is Greenman dancing:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/sunny2a.gif[/img]


And sometimes people genuinely no longer care and allow themselves to become poopface and begin to evangelize their new religion of poopface to those around them.

Here is Jimmy Fallon dancing:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lgqwsbEa891qfjmnk.gif[/img]


But any incidence of poopface can be forgiven (even one's own poopface).

Here is Batman's mating dance:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/300sw047yusw9.gif[/img]


Because a person isn't a sum of their total poopface time.

Here is Jeff Bridges doing ... idk:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/280sw007883.gif[/img]


So pass the toilet paper: forgive and forget.

Here is Kanye dancing on-stage:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/kanye%202.gif[/img]


And live in peace with poopfaces and non-poopfaces alike.

Here is Cee Lo Green in a peacock suit:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lgl6p1nOeU1qazkdco1_500.gif[/img]


Because at the end of the day, poopfaces gonna poopface (my translation of Proverbs 9:8a).

And now I take a lesson from Zach Galifianakis:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lhzn7g4p9n1qcnhhzo1_500.gif[/img]

Edited November 17, 2012 by brianthephysicist

[BG45]

I have an experience to share from my conference trip. I was sitting in a Go Express shuttle in the airport, seven of us from different conferences and such had booked it for 1:15. The neurologist's paperwork was screwed up and took 45 minutes to rectify, so we left almost around the time we were quoted to be at our hotels. As the neurologist tried to shift the blame on to the shuttle company, an economist growled, "Oh just admit it was your fault. It's booking a ride, not brain surgery!"

[brianthephysicist]

A guy walks into a bar with slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He walks up, orders a beer and asks the bartender what the deal is with the meat. The bartender says: "If you can jump up and pull down a piece of meat, everyone in this bar buys you a drink. If you fail, you buy everyone else a drink."

 

He sips his beer, thinks about it. The bartender returns and asks, "So, wanna give it a shot?"

 

"Nah," says the man. "The steaks are too high."

[PhuturePriest]

So, on Facebook, the171 said the word "Nemo" is originally a Latin word, pronounced "Nay-Mo", which in Latin means "Nothing". I said that puts a huge philosophical twist on the movie "Finding Nemo".

Edited February 9, 2013 by FuturePriest387

[cartermia]

There once were two men in the wooded area of a cemetery, and they were looking for walnuts. 

The cemetery caretaker was walking near the wooded area and he heard talking.  He ran to the preacher's house and got the preacher to come back to the cemetery with him.

  When the preacher and caretaker got to the wooded area they heard to voice saying," You can have the big one and I will take the small one."

  The preacher, who was rather large, took off running to the church and the caretaker followed him.

When they were safely in the church the preach said," The devil and God were just fighting over us!" 

 

Sorry if you are blonde but here you go...

 

A blonde was just pulled over by a cop on the highway for speeding. "May I please see your I.D. ma'am," said the cop.

The blonde got into her purse and pulled out a mirror and said, "Will this do?"

 

 

[cmaD2006]

Bri -- how in the world did you know?????? I think it is quite uncanning that you decided to resusitate the thread.   I really, really needed it (and still do -- read the last prayer request).

 

Thanks ... I really mean it :).

 

FP -- ok.  Ya know,  "Winter Storm Nemo" = "Winter Storm Nothing" is such an oxymoron, considering that "Winter Storm Nothing" just dumped 3+ feet of snow in New England!

 

:) :) :) :) :)

 

Cartermia -- :) thanks.

[MissyP89]

Dear cmamacita,

 

I am giving up sweets for Lent.

 

There ya go. Laugh it up.

 

Besos,

MP

[cmaD2006]

Dear cmamacita,

 

I am giving up sweets for Lent.

 

There ya go. Laugh it up.

 

Besos,

MP

 

BWAH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HEE, HEE, HEE.  Geez, I wouldn't want to be in the same copy room (is that what they call where you work?) for the next 7 days while you detox.

 

BTW ... does that include ALL SUGARY DRINKS?????  Just saying.

 

:P

[brianthephysicist]

I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."

[brianthephysicist]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

 

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

 

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

 

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

 

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price...'

 

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brianthephysicist]

[brianthephysicist]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Jamal." The other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Jamal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

[brianthephysicist]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?

 

[spoiler]Matt[/spoiler]

[brianthephysicist]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

 

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

[brianthephysicist]

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.