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[quote name='Papist' timestamp='1349795296' post='2491626']
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7vnXv.png[/img]
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That looks so photoshopped.

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[quote name='DiscerningCatholic' timestamp='1349890939' post='2491998']

That looks so photoshopped.
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What. You mean it ain't real?

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brianthephysicist

1. What mouse walks on two legs?

2. Idk...

1. Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs?

2. Donald Duck!

1. No silly, all ducks walk on two legs


[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/epic+troll.+do+it_b4d90b_3937679.jpg[/img]

[img]http://us11.memecdn.com/Epic-Troll-Kid_c_133986.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/02/epic-troll-is-epic_1330131704_epiclolcom.jpg[/img]

[img]http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hey-i-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy-but-heres-my-ear..jpg[/img]

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Ok I have a good one (I think):

A man walks into a barbershop for an haircut. The barber, who is a born-again Christian, says:
"Son, are you saved by the Blood of the Lamb"

The customer, who is Catholic, answers:
"Sure am -- I just drank some this morning!"

And the barber does not say another word for the rest of the haircut.

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DiscerningCatholic

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"











































I'm hoping that all of you got that one. :|

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
--George Carlin

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  • 3 weeks later...
:) btw - my doc is now fighting the insurance for my injections. They didn't approve them. I still have a lot of neck pain but by some major miracle i haven't had a migrane in 3 wks.

So keep the laughs coming. I love it!

Papist I'm so much of a tetris fan that the comic is soooo right on
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  • 2 weeks later...
brianthephysicist

A friend was upset and posted :( as their status. When asked for an explanation, she posted.

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It's fine. Don't worry. Nothing is wrong.
Just... friends can be poopfaced. Or, more like, I was poopfaced. I am the poopface.

Pooping all over the face.
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My response: (sorry in advance for any formatting issues) ((also, when I posted this on FB, I just posted links but here I'm posting the pics themselves))

Not to worry. (read this alternating between my serious voice and the epic announcer voice)

Here is a bear breakdancing:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/163563561.gif[/img]

Sometimes friends mess up and turn into poopfaces.



Here is a confused Hitler dancing:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/giffed-hitler06.gif[/img]

Sometimes even good friends mess up and turn into poopfaces.



Here is Christian Bale awkwardly dancing in a raincoat:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/bale2.gif[/img]


Sometimes people that genuinely love you fail to live up to that love and poopface everywhere.

Here is Kevin Bacon dancing in a glitter explosion:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/flash2.gif[/img]


Sometimes people get terribly distracted by the things of this world and poopface.

Here is the Fresh Prince dancing in front of a car:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/smith3.gif[/img]


Sometimes people get blinded by their emotions and accidentally poopface.

Here is someone dancing with a giant inflatable air dancer:
[img]http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_l9lkbpRkXT1qb9fdoo1_500.gif[/img]

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