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[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1338566572' post='2439396']
He should lightly toss the cat mask (because it's probably expendable) at the dome so that it will lightly touch the glass (if it is glass) without breaking it, or go through it if it is some sort of force-field.

I'm still hoping we can find Shea here. I wouldn't want to separate them in time.
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Mikolbe decides to toss his cat mask at the ceiling to see what will happen. The mask seems pretty flimsy, so he gives it a good hard throw. Strangely, the mask doesn't behave as it ought to:

[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-EE1fuWQrYLg/T8pREFDHwGI/AAAAAAAAB9w/5G3Za6M1evA/s800/quest32.png[/img]

[b]MIKOLBE IS IN GREAT PERIL!![/b]

You have three choices here! Do you:

a) Run towards the bathroom! (You just messed your pantaloons! Oh no!)
b) Run towards your spaceship! (Maybe I can escape before I die!)
c) Swim placidly through space towards your cat mask! (Here Kitty Kitty!)

EDIT: No matter what you chose, I will not let Kolbe die. It may just get a bit... odd. :)

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Mikolbe's muses have voted!
[img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-C8pbmVd1ZFk/T8vCNSBDMsI/AAAAAAAAB-E/dgHCEoy9LZ8/s800/quest33.png[/img]

Mikolbe decides to make a break for his spaceship, but the vacuum of space is calling his name!

[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-IMsW1h4ffT0/T8vCS0l7ubI/AAAAAAAAB-Y/qrJRUAjLkWo/s800/quest34.png[/img]

He manages to grab hold of one of the remaining roof spars, and notices that the cat mask is also stuck nearby. He suspects that the fates may have just played a dastardly trick on him.

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Mikolbe, with a growing sense of betrayal, snatches the mask and puts it on. Suddenly he is not in Kansas anymore.

[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Ftel6XAh9Vc/T87O-tJRndI/AAAAAAAAB-w/A5cg4vqkGBU/s800/quest35.png[/img]

He is also terrified. Again.

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[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1339431480' post='2443492']
Yell "BEAN DIP!!!"
Take the bird's hat and put it on.
Kick the Octopus.
Grab the cat/turtle creature.
Run!
???
Profit.
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Mikolbe tries to address the creatures in an intelligent manner, but things in this new... is it even a place? It just makes no sense at all. "Where am I? Who are you? I don't even..."

Mikolbe doesn't get to finish his incoherent inquiries. Something in his head just snaps, and he goes a little ballistic.

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hJEnmvVO0To/T9afpt76-mI/AAAAAAAACBQ/0H2GV09QS7Q/s800/quest36%2520thumb.png[/img]

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As Mikolbe "SHOOOOMS" through the shapeless laser-filled void, it suddenly falls away, like a popped soap bubble. Mikolbe now finds himself in a rather familiar place, and proceeds to be even more flabbergasted (if that's even possible.)

The turtle-cat doesn't seem to be so impressed by the sudden change.

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-fi58L5rRrhE/T9zGFhHcPWI/AAAAAAAACDM/14X1qpTDMQg/s800/quest37%2520thumb.png[/img]

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[quote name='AnneLine' timestamp='1340216013' post='2446754']
And lifting up his hat, MIKolbe finds a sandwich, beer, and .... ?
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OK, I'll bite. But it's been an overtime kind of day, so I didn't color it all in. Just the charcoal outlines today.

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-locEghFRdCk/T-KVS9C5CCI/AAAAAAAACE0/QwxVTckXZxs/s800/quest38.png[/img]

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[quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1340576588' post='2448425']
I still think he should check the mail for house and go inside.
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[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-lZ1Xv5TwEoc/T-feC9wnGsI/AAAAAAAACIc/bwlPVAFOyfY/s800/quest39.png[/img]

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Mikolbe decides to try talking to the cat-turtle.

[img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-r8Eu-EzVtRM/T-5tzX5F9vI/AAAAAAAACLA/dnj6YTuj0JE/s800/quest40.png[/img]

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  • 1 month later...

[quote name='Everybody'] SAMMICHES! [/quote]

Very well. Mikolbe commands his magical cat to take him to sammiches.
[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-tgs3ZeLeDMM/UCXXIUUz_WI/AAAAAAAACqQ/V9W8obtP414/s800/quest41.png[/img]

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[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ya6iNctqkRM/UCctbNS_6oI/AAAAAAAACqk/SpqwGXOaJHI/s800/quest42.png[/img]

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[quote name="Everybody"] SMASH DOWN THE DOOR AND LOOT THE PLACE! [/quote]

Mikolbe isn't a very good high-kicker, so he decides to just body slam the door. Unfortunately, thick tempered glass is harder to break than it looks, and Mikolbe is forced to open the door like a regular person.

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oT5rIcrfBGA/UCskbkZdG9I/AAAAAAAACwg/9qLja7dfiKU/s800/quest43.png[/img]

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[quote name="some people"] He should tell the cat to teleport him to Hasan! [/quote]

Mikolbe summons his trusty teleporting cat-turtle steed, only to find it's maybe not the most trusty of beasts.

[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-HOHkzmuDUpA/UDEtNzElbBI/AAAAAAAAC0E/aRn6uQ8I9ik/s800/quest44.png[/img]

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[quote name='ConfusedCatholicGuy' timestamp='1345082910' post='2468359']
Check behind the counter! There might still be stuff left over for him to make his own sammiches. Desperate times...
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Undeterred by the disappearance of his magical cat-turtle friend, Mikolbe heads back into the shop to raid its wares. After all, nobody's working today, right?

He finds some roast beef.

[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jHxTjxEJ5Kg/UDFXwcVnWzI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/VwDER7cCGTM/s800/quest45.png[/img]

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