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And vomited up South Carolina.


Just kidding. South Carolina is actually a nice state. But I like to pretend to despise it. Mostly because they offended me as a child by claiming that the Panters was their football team as well. Also, Pepsi often bills itself as having been 'Born in the Carolinas' when in fact Pepsie was created in New Burn which is in eastern North Carolina. As a child I also suspected that South Carolina was behind this inaccurate slogan so as to leach off of our inventive glory.

But I am in South Carolin at the moment to visit family. I found out that my grandmother was burred in the same cemetery as the Calhoun family. Yay, knowledge!

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brianthephysicist

[quote name='sixpence' timestamp='1344724929' post='2466243']
maybe in SC they can spell Pepsi :P

On another note, Connecticut is actually the most evil state, not SC
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If there's ever an apocalypse I'm going to attempt to swim to either New Jersey or Connecticut

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[quote name='sixpence' timestamp='1344724929' post='2466243']
maybe in SC they can spell Pepsi :P

On another note, Connecticut is actually the most evil state, not SC
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Since you didn't quote me I can pretend to not know what you're talking about.

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[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1344724387' post='2466241']
And vomited up South Carolina.


Just kidding. South Carolina is actually a nice state. But I like to pretend to despise it. Mostly because they offended me as a child by claiming that the Panters was their football team as well. Also, Pepsie often bills itself as having been 'Born in the Carolinas' when in fact Pepsie was created in New Burn which is in eastern North Carolina. As a child I also suspected that South Carolina was behind this inaccurate slogan so as to leach off of our inventive glory.

But I am in South Carolin at the moment to visit family. I found out that my grandmother was burred in the same cemetery as the Calhoun family. Yay, knowledge!
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[quote name='ardillacid' timestamp='1344725620' post='2466247']
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I'm not suprised


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[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1344726480' post='2466250']
I'm not suprised


[url="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-03/oral-sex-may-cause-virus-linked-throat-cancer-in-men-study.html"]http://www.bloomberg...-men-study.html[/url]
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[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1344725267' post='2466244']
If there's ever an apocalypse I'm going to attempt to swim to either New Jersey or Connecticut
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Tough choices bro. :|

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she_who_is_not

[quote name='sixpence' timestamp='1344724929' post='2466243']
maybe in SC they can spell Pepsi :P

On another note, Connecticut is actually the most evil state, not SC
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Also, it's New Bern. But I think your phone is responsible so I'll let it slide. I can't spell Kannapolis?.

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1344724387' post='2466241']
And vomited up South Carolina.


Just kidding. South Carolina is actually a nice state. But I like to pretend to despise it. Mostly because they offended me as a child by claiming that the Panters was their football team as well. Also, Pepsi often bills itself as having been 'Born in the Carolinas' when in fact Pepsie was created in New Burn which is in eastern North Carolina. As a child I also suspected that South Carolina was behind this inaccurate slogan so as to leach off of our inventive glory.

But I am in South Carolin at the moment to visit family. I found out that my grandmother was burred in the same cemetery as the Calhoun family. Yay, knowledge!
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Burred? You mean buried.

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1344741084' post='2466339']
Burred? You mean buried.
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You are clearly not familiar with Carolingian burial rights.

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You realize that South Carolina was originally the state predominated by wealthy planter aristocrats, with North Carolina being primarily composed of backwoods hicks?

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inunionwithrome

[quote name='she_who_is_not' timestamp='1344734961' post='2466305']
Also, it's New Bern. But I think your phone is responsible so I'll let it slide. I can't spell Kannapolis?.
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Actually, you did spell Kannapolis quite correctly. There are some evil things about SC as are in NC and every other state that a person lives in. Deal.

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[quote name='Amory' timestamp='1344753772' post='2466424']
You realize that South Carolina was originally the state predominated by wealthy planter aristocrats, with North Carolina being primarily composed of backwoods hicks?
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I realize that you have massively fat and ugly feet.

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