I'm Going To Strangle My Cat!

[jasJis]

I have both a dog and a cat. The present dog acts like a cat, and the cat acts like a dog. My cat is twice as big as my dog. They are weird like my family.

Cats teach patience and humor. Dogs teach responsibility. Pets teach parents that they aren't as stupid as their kids say they are.

[Mrs. Bro. Adam]

I'm sorry....after much deliberation, I've decided that I love my cat *[i]ok, Erica, you can draw your claws back in now[/i]* and I could never, ever, ever do anything bad to her!

*[i]to close to my face....please don't hurt me! please...please![/i]*



*Erica* [b][i]That's what I thought![/i][/b]





*faints*

[DemonSlayer]

Sure, send me some, are you charging anything for this BBQ cat?
And how's it taste?

[Tony]

cat is probably a delicacy in some countries.. I dont think I could ever eat a cat though

[Ellenita]

I have a cat who [b]thinks[/b] she lives with me but she really belongs to one of my neighbours....... If I'm home she stays in my garden all day and when I get up to go to work in the morning and come home in the evening, if I don't go out into the garden to say hello (and give her a few biscuits..) then she sits on my window sill and keeps tapping on the window and mewing until I do - she drives me crazy! I can't have my backdoor open...if I turn away from the door she tries to sneak past and settle herself down in the main room....

......I call her Daisy, I don't know if that's her name but she answers to it when I speak to her.......