Ash Wednesday Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Someday, my husband and I may end up living in a rural area and we both want chickens. What do we do if we end up having a gay chicken? Is there such thing as a gay chicken? How does one confront the fact that one of our chickens may be gay, and how best do we handle this situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Whatever you do don't eat it, because eating gay chicken could make you turn gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 send the gay chicken to chic-fil-a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 This tread begs the question: Why did the gay chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2359984052_0ba5f8849f.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopefulBride Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Because he wanted to try walking the straight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Pray the gay away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 (edited) [quote name='add' timestamp='1343603742' post='2460070'] This tread begs the question: Why did the gay chicken cross the road? [/quote] Because he had manic depression and tried to attempt suicide. He failed and got even more depressed, pondering over how he couldn't even kill himself. Now he has to go back to the chicken coup and listen to the annoying hens laugh at his hair and incompetence. On the way back he accidentally got ran over. True story. Edited July 30, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 There is never a thing such as a gay chicken.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1343604548' post='2460079'] [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2359984052_0ba5f8849f.jpg[/img] [/quote] That chicken is not gay. It is called a Polish chicken..although they can banged into walls....cuz it is hard for them to see...duhhh Chickens are not gay....never such a thing as a gay chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1343616915' post='2460129'] There is never a thing such as a gay chicken.... [/quote] you know nothing about chickens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1343616915' post='2460129'] There is never a thing such as a gay chicken.... [/quote] You're quite right. It'd be a lesbian chicken and a gay rooster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1343617011' post='2460131'] That chicken is not gay. It is called a Polish chicken..although they can banged into walls....cuz it is hard for them to see...duhhh [/quote] Stop being such a stickler for facts, this thread is in the lame board for a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' timestamp='1343590982' post='2460000'] Someday, my husband and I may end up living in a rural area and we both want chickens. What do we do if we end up having a gay chicken? Is there such thing as a gay chicken? How does one confront the fact that one of our chickens may be gay, and how best do we handle this situation? [/quote] Check to see which ear his earring is in. Don't disown him. You must love and accept him for who he is, and above all be glad that now he is finally happy and celebrate his lifestyle. Once he is convinced you love him for who he is, deep fry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1343656724' post='2460196'] You're quite right. It'd be a lesbian chicken and a gay rooster. [/quote] Pretty sure all roosters are gay, have you seen how they walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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