PhuturePriest Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) Folks, I got real bad news that I have to explain to you step-by-step so you understand how Trisha and I came up with this conclusion in chat last night. So yesterday I woke up with terrible, terrible stomach cramps that made me want to cry. I was emotional all day yesterday. After finishing up Pilates and yoga with my sister (A regular affair of ours) my sister made the shocking conclusion that I have perfect hourglass curves. I prefer talking to women, I love dancing, I have thick, wavy, feathery hair (My hair looks like Eric Forman's, just dark brown and slightly curly at the end), I love show tunes and plays/musicals, my sister has me hooked on say Yes To The Dress, I'm 5'3 1/2, weigh 120, and I have a tenor 1 voice. Folks, I turned into a woman! Edited July 2, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Oh well. There goes the priesthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 that's just an insult to women everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1341229045' post='2451428'] that's just an insult to women everywhere. [/quote] Teach me your sarcastic ways sensei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) Edit: Double post due to phroum glitching and me hitting refresh. Edited July 2, 2012 by BG45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I prefer talking to women too. Doesn't mean I am one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 FP, You should ask a Mod to change your SN to FutureNun387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomaly Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1341213606' post='2451410'] I have old news.... blah, blah, blah, blah. Folks, I [s]turned into[/s] [color=#0000cd]am a[/color] woman! [/quote]Fixed it. Edited July 2, 2012 by Anomaly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 [quote name='Papist' timestamp='1341247891' post='2451494'] FP, You should ask a Mod to change your SN to FutureNun387 [/quote] Don't tempt me. [quote name='Anomaly' timestamp='1341247977' post='2451495'] Fixed it. [/quote] Your cynicism disturbs me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomaly Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1341248753' post='2451502'] Your cynicism disturbs me... [/quote]I get that alot. I'm irked you didn't post this in "Futruepriest387's [s]Random[/s] [color=#0000cd]Lame[/color] Thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 [quote name='Anomaly' timestamp='1341251052' post='2451524'] I get that alot. I'm irked you didn't post this in "Futruepriest387's [s]Random[/s] [color=#0000cd]Lame[/color] Thread". [/quote] Yeah, well, I guess you're going to have to continue being "irked". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTrishaxLynnx Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I only asked you if you were one based on the evidence... you came to the conclusion that you must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 [quote name='xTrishaxLynnx' timestamp='1341252434' post='2451535'] I only asked you if you were one based on the evidence... you came to the conclusion that you must be. [/quote] But you helped. Therefore, you get credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1341213606' post='2451410'] Folks, I got real bad news that I have to explain to you step-by-step so you understand how Trisha and I came up with this conclusion in chat last night. So yesterday I woke up with terrible, terrible stomach cramps that made me want to cry. I was emotional all day yesterday. After finishing up Pilates and yoga with my sister (A regular affair of ours) my sister made the shocking conclusion that I have perfect hourglass curves. I prefer talking to women, I love dancing, I have thick, wavy, feathery hair (My hair looks like Eric Forman's, just dark brown and slightly curly at the end), I love show tunes and plays/musicals, my sister has me hooked on say Yes To The Dress, I'm 5'3 1/2, weigh 120, and I have a tenor 1 voice. Folks, I turned into a woman! [/quote] You need mental help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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