I Have Very Important News

[PhuturePriest]

On Saturday I will be doing a karate test to see if I am worthy of being a brown belt. It is with a new style and I have never met the black belt before, though he is my dad's friend. This will be the first test I will have done in one month short of seven years. It is going to be five hours and I ask you for your prayers. But I wanted to share this with you because this test will not be taken in any normal town. It will be taken in a special town named...

... Hooker, Oklahoma. What's better is the black belt is a cop, so he is a member of the Hooker police department. God did this on purpose, I know he did.

Edited June 15, 2012 by FuturePriest387

[Hubertus]

That's my state!

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='Hubertus' timestamp='1339736992' post='2444921']
That's my state!
[/quote]

Oklahoma: The proud owners of the Hooker police department.

[MIKolbe]

good luck!

if you need a sparing partner, i wouldn't mind helping you out....

[r2Dtoo]

How do you feel about Bumpass Virginia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumpass

Or Buttzville, New Jersey

http://newjersey.hometownlocator.com/nj/warren/buttzville.cfm

Or New Erection, Virginia

http://www.roadsidethoughts.com/va/new-erection-profile.htm

And for the grand finale. Drum role please......









Intercourse, Pennsylvania!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

[Tony]

There's a certain town in Austria that has a rather foul name If your first language is English, but it's pronounced a little different in native language German, and does not have the same meaning as the English word spelled the same. This town begins with an F.

Edited June 15, 2012 by Tony

[r2Dtoo]

[quote name='Tony' timestamp='1339781143' post='2445042']
There's a certain town in Austria that has a rather foul name If your first language is English, but it's pronounced a little different in native language German, and does not have the same meaning as the English word spelled the same. This town begins with an F.
[/quote]
They decided to name a town "to strike"? Was this to attract the Germans or something?

[Hubertus]

[quote name='Tony' timestamp='1339781143' post='2445042']
There's a certain town in Austria that has a rather foul name If your first language is English, but it's pronounced a little different in native language German, and does not have the same meaning as the English word spelled the same. This town begins with an F.
[/quote] There's a town in Australia with a similar name (in the form of a gerund), and that's an [i]English[/i] speaking country.

I remember seeing a news bit about the town considering a name change. Apparently they get some tourism from it, though.

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1339757930' post='2444958']
good luck!

if you need a [s]sparing partner[/s] punching bag, i wouldn't mind helping you out....
[/quote]

Fixed.

[MIKolbe]

you are going to anger me.

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1339792383' post='2445155']
you are going to anger me.
[/quote]

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[r2Dtoo]

MIkolbe would beat the green off ya, boy.

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='r2Dtoo' timestamp='1339793372' post='2445170']
MIkolbe would beat the green off ya, boy.
[/quote]

I was actually saying that was him in reference to what he said.

Nice try, though. I give you an A for effort.

[r2Dtoo]

Either way:

MIkolbe: 1

Karate Kid: 0

[PhuturePriest]

Karate Kid: 1

Ex-Navy guy: 0