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Last night there was a huge thunderstorm with tons of lightning and winds up to eighty miles per hour, not to mention all the rain. My brother and my sister's fiancee went outside to look at the lightning after my mother said she was just out there and lightning got so close to her she felt the heat from it and they felt they wanted to share that same experience, and when they came back they were on the topic of how men are more susceptible to getting struck than women. My sister said "That's because we're beautiful." and I couldn't help but immediately reply "But wouldn't that make you more, ahem, [i]attractive[/i]?"

Me: :lol:

Lil Red: :doh:

I'm super lame but at least I'm not dumb enough to go outside to feel the heat radiate off lightning...

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And now that I'm on a topic of little importance, I feel I must shock you guys by saying I am a political machine. I love politics. The great speeches, the feeling you get when your guy wins (Though in the next election nobody really wins), that feeling of wanting to kill your incumbent in a debate, and I've thought of running for an office of some sort before. Then I realized I would be the Mr. Bean in the election:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSiUUw21bQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338531099' post='2439190']
I'm super lame but at least I'm not dumb enough to go outside to feel the heat radiate off lightning...
[/quote]

Don't sell yourself short.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='i<3franciscans' timestamp='1338556773' post='2439276']
:hehe2:
[/quote]

Thank you for giving me a pity laugh. :P

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338531325' post='2439191']
And now that I'm on a topic of little importance, I feel I must shock you guys by saying I am a political machine. I love politics. The great speeches, the feeling you get when your guy wins (Though in the next election nobody really wins), that feeling of wanting to kill your incumbent in a debate, and I've thought of running for an office of some sort before. Then I realized I would be the Mr. Bean in the election:

[media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSiUUw21bQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/media]
[/quote]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you were all of 10 when Obama was elected, and 2 when Bush was first elected.

Just so that we can all understand the length of breadth of your, ahem, political machineness.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338571587' post='2439437']
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you were all of 10 when Obama was elected, and 2 when Bush was first elected.

Just so that we can all understand the length of breadth of your, ahem, political machineness.
[/quote]

Actually, if my calculations are correct, my birthday is October the sixth, while the election is always in November, so I was three and eleven, respectively.

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338571665' post='2439440']
Actually, if my calculations are correct, my birthday is October the sixth, while the election is always in November, so I was three and eleven, respectively.
[/quote]

Thanks.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338571699' post='2439442']
Thanks.
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But you know, Kujo, I'm starting to get the feeling you are right and I have been living like a Carthusian for years. When 9/11 happened I was a little less of a month short of being five, and I didn't even know about it until I was nine. I didn't know we were even in a war until I was nine, either. It just makes you think...

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i<3franciscans

[quote name='i<3franciscans' timestamp='1338556773' post='2439276']
:hehe2:
[/quote]Thank you for the pity props. :P

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='i<3franciscans' timestamp='1338578502' post='2439527']
Thank you for the pity props. :P
[/quote]

Oh, it wasn't out of pity, it was out of gratefulness that someone would actually laugh out of pity for me. :P

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i<3franciscans

[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338578586' post='2439530']
Oh, it wasn't out of pity, it was out of gratefulness that someone would actually laugh out of pity for me. :P
[/quote]I found it funny, it deserved a giggle.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='i<3franciscans' timestamp='1338578768' post='2439532']
I found it funny, it deserved a giggle.
[/quote]

This is why you need to be on more. Instead of making fun of me and my lame jokes like [i][i][i]some [/i][/i][/i]people *Cough Lil Red and MIkolbe*, you actually enjoy it.

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i<3franciscans

I am sorry, this winter it was just too much. I might not be on a lot during the summer either, but just enjoy the fact that I am back for now. :)

I missed everyone so much!

And they are just making fun of you because they love you. lol

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