kujo Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='the171' timestamp='1338181965' post='2436236'] I'm a woman. I'm sorry. I didn't connect the dots. [/quote] No need to apologize. Just go [color=#282828]make [/color][color=#282828]me a sa[/color][color=#282828]m[/color][color=#282828]mich...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338182273' post='2436237'] No need to apologize. Just go [color=#282828]make [/color][color=#282828]me a sa[/color][color=#282828]m[/color][color=#282828]mich...[/color] [/quote] I do make a mighty fine sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='the171' timestamp='1338182317' post='2436238'] I do make a mighty fine sammich. [/quote] How [color=#282828]many slices of [/color][color=#282828]meat are we talking about? Type of bread? Choice of condi[/color][color=#282828]ments, veggies, coagulated milk...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 About six slices of turkey, white or pumpernickel (I prefer rye), mustard and mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapenos, black olives, red onion, and no coagulated milk. That's just a basic sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='the171' timestamp='1338182868' post='2436241'] About six slices of turkey, white or pumpernickel (I prefer rye), mustard and mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapenos, black olives, red onion, and no coagulated milk. That's just a basic sammich. [/quote] [left]Too[font="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"][color="#000000"][size=2] [/size][/color][/font]much meat[/left] [left]What kind of mustard?[/left] [left]Save your gross pickles and olives, thank you![/left] [left]Props for the jalepenos and rye[/left] [left]Throw on some baby spinach[/left] [left]Good stuff. You'll get there.[/left] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338182963' post='2436243'] [left]Toomuch meat[/left] [left]What kind of mustard?[/left] [left]Save your gross pickles and olives, thank you![/left] [left]Props for the jalepenos and rye[/left] [left]Throw on some baby spinach[/left] [left]Good stuff. You'll get there.[/left] [/quote] I use a lot of bread. My bread to meat ratio works. I use baby spinach for another sammich. I like dijon and spicy depending on what mood I'm in. And don't ditch the olives and pickles. It's delish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='the171' timestamp='1338183182' post='2436244'] I use a lot of bread. My bread to meat ratio works. I use baby spinach for another sammich. I like dijon and spicy depending on what mood I'm in. And don't ditch the olives and pickles. It's delish. [/quote] I see I'm dealing with a pro. Good on you for bringing up the meat to bread ratio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Papist' timestamp='1338169083' post='2436042'] Please don't make this about why women should dress modest, and a PSA about men are horny scum. Men don't get a pass on modesty. We need to dress with dignity also. Back to topic...1-piece or 2-piece, it will be difficult for a woman to go modest. I like when my wife wears a rashguard and board shorts. [/quote] Um, I directly stated men aren't pigs, or at least I implied it. Plus, I never said we got a pass on modesty. We need modesty, too. I've honestly been creeped out enough with these idiots that have their pantaloons hanging halfway down their legs for a lifetime. I mean seriously, do they think women find that sexy? I can only imagine how sexy it is for a woman to stare at the back of a man's boxers... Plus, none of this was my point. I was simply saying I didn't find her swimsuit very modest. I have no interest in debating about this. I believe in modesty for both men and women (No, I don't think we should dress up like Taliban). This is a view that is acceptable by the Church and in fact, the Vatican has its own dress code. There's no shirts that have a low collar or anything allowed in there. If a woman does the Swiss Guard politely tell her to put on something more appropriate and come back later. Edited May 28, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338183871' post='2436247'] Um, I directly stated men aren't pigs, or at least I implied it. Plus, I never said we got a pass on modesty. We need modesty, too. I've honestly been creeped out enough with these idiots that have their pantaloons hanging halfway down their legs for a lifetime. I mean seriously, do they think women find that sexy? I can only imagine how sexy it is for a woman to stare at the back of a man's boxers... Plus, none of this was my point. I was simply saying I didn't find her swimsuit very modest. I have no interest in debating about this. I believe in modesty for both men and women (No, I don't think we should dress up like Taliban). This is a view that is acceptable by the Church and in fact, the Vatican has its own dress code. There's no shirts that have a low collar or anything allowed in there. If a woman does the Swiss Guard politely tell her to put on something more appropriate and come back later. [/quote] Taliban is a militarist group. I believe you mean like Moslems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='the171' timestamp='1338184185' post='2436254'] Taliban is a militarist group. I believe you mean like Moslems? [/quote] You're just bent on correcting everything I say tonight, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338184256' post='2436256'] You're just bent on correcting everything I say tonight, aren't you? [/quote] You're the only one making mistakes right now. But yes, I have chosen my prey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='the171' timestamp='1338184343' post='2436258'] You're the only one making mistakes right now. But yes, I have chosen my prey. [/quote] I get the feeling you're not in a very good mood tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1338184376' post='2436259'] I get the feeling you're not in a very good mood tonight. [/quote] I'm snarky at this time of night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Prediction for next year's Phatmass Award's newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL. Bless your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185332' post='2436262'] Prediction for next year's Phatmass Award's newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL. Bless your heart. [/quote] oh shut your trap you silly woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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