The Phatties Awards

[kujo]

Cento anni

[PhuturePriest]

I love you. This is the greatest thing ever, and it is such an honor. I know not what to say, but I thank Lil' Red for whipping me into shape in time to receive an honor such as being best under eighteen.

[PhuturePriest]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185931' post='2436265']
Prediction for next year's Phatties newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL
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D'aww... How cute... I would warn you, however, that when I show the171 this you'll learn hell hath no fury like the wrath of the171.

Edited May 28, 2012 by FuturePriest387

[the171]

mea culpa...

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338185931' post='2436265']
Prediction for next year's Phatties newest category: Cutest Phatmass Couple Under 18. The winners? 171 and FP. Could be that she has a similar effect on him that Peyton's had on jLOL
[/quote]
If this could be propped, I would prop it.

[BigJon16]

[img]http://www.troll.me/images/sad-frog/didnt-get-included-in-phattie-awards-feels-bad-man.jpg[/img]

[Not A Mallard]

I wasn't included??? [i][b]I'M BATMAN![/b][/i]

[Lil Red]

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1338100538' post='2435675']
Cue people getting all butthurt because they weren't included.
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.....

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1338094277' post='2435623']
I was informed to post this in a new thread as well, we just spent the past...several...hours doing this:

The First Annual Phatmass Congressional Awards (past year in time frame):
1) Most Prolific Poster: Lil Mon
2) Most EntertainingPoster: IrishGermanNorwegian
3) Favorite Moderator: MIKolbe
4) Favorite Thread: (Uh we forgot)
5) Troll of the Year: Hasan
6) Rookie of the Year: AnneLine
7) Most Charitable Poster: Archeology Cat
8) Best Debater: Aloysius
9) Lamest Poster: Lil Mon
10) Most Repeated Topic: Homosexuality
11) Lamest Screename: Qfnol
12) Best Non-Catholic Poster: Jesus_lol
13) Best Conservative Phatmasser: Papist
14) Best Liberal Phatmasser: Hasan
15) Thread of the Year (TIE): Never Ending Gay Debate AND Bad Catholics Welcome Here
16) Phrase of the Year (TIE): Jesus iz Lord AND I don't want ponies in my thread
17) Best Fiddler of the Year: Razzle Dazzle
18) Best Blog from a Phatmasser: Oxyparadoxy (The Hell With It)
19) Most Likely to Get Engaged in the Next Year: Sixpence
20) Most Creative Screenname: Dells of Bittersweet
21) Best Under 18: FuturePriest
22) Best Creator of Phatmass: DUST
23) Least Comprehensible Poster: Tab'le
24) Least Favorite Moderator: MIKolbe
25) Most Likely to Bail on the Meetup (TIE): Hasan AND DUST
26) Most Likely to be Banned: SoCalGuy
27) Most Likely to Deep Fry a Pony: Lil Red
28) Most Likely to be Banned from the Next Meetup: Ardillacid
29) Debate Moderator and Official Record Keeper: BG45
30) Best Meetup Host: MIKolbe
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Where's my award? (I blame Red and Boozer for this. And USAirways or whatever his sn is.)

[Vincent Vega]

I accept the blame and resign effective immediately.

[BG45]

[quote name='franciscanheart' timestamp='1338331822' post='2437426']
Where's my award? (I blame Red and Boozer for this. And USAirways or whatever his sn is.)
[/quote]

You were on Google Plus, you didn't have the beer hostage.

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1338385307' post='2437754']
You were on Google Plus, you didn't have the beer hostage.
[/quote]
Wha?

[MIKolbe]

just smile and wave....

[franciscanheart]

[Papist]

[quote name='franciscanheart' timestamp='1338331822' post='2437426']
Where's my award? (I blame Red [s]and[/s] the Boozer for this. And USAirways or whatever his sn is.)
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Fixed