The Phatties Awards

[BG45]

I was informed to post this in a new thread as well, we just spent the past...several...hours doing this:

The First Annual Phatmass Congressional Awards (past year in time frame):
1) Most Prolific Poster: Lil Mon
2) Most EntertainingPoster: IrishGermanNorwegian
3) Favorite Moderator: MIKolbe
4) Favorite Thread: (Uh we forgot)
5) Troll of the Year: Hasan
6) Rookie of the Year: AnneLine
7) Most Charitable Poster: Archeology Cat
8) Best Debater: Aloysius
9) Lamest Poster: Lil Mon
10) Most Repeated Topic: Homosexuality
11) Lamest Screename: Qfnol
12) Best Non-Catholic Poster: Jesus_lol
13) Best Conservative Phatmasser: Papist
14) Best Liberal Phatmasser: Hasan
15) Thread of the Year (TIE): Never Ending Gay Debate AND Bad Catholics Welcome Here
16) Phrase of the Year (TIE): Jesus iz Lord AND I don't want ponies in my thread
17) Best Fiddler of the Year: Razzle Dazzle
18) Best Blog from a Phatmasser: Oxyparadoxy (The Hell With It)
19) Most Likely to Get Engaged in the Next Year: Sixpence
20) Most Creative Screenname: Dells of Bittersweet
21) Best Under 18: FuturePriest
22) Best Creator of Phatmass: DUST
23) Least Comprehensible Poster: Tab'le
24) Least Favorite Moderator: MIKolbe
25) Most Likely to Bail on the Meetup (TIE): Hasan AND DUST
26) Most Likely to be Banned: SoCalGuy
27) Most Likely to Deep Fry a Pony: Lil Red
28) Most Likely to be Banned from the Next Meetup: Ardillacid
29) Debate Moderator and Official Record Keeper: BG45
30) Best Meetup Host: MIKolbe

[Odin]

This is pretty amazing

[Jaime]

Seriously?? you geniuses sit around and come up with a list of this extent and you don't list smartest scholar? Are you kidding me!?!? Unbelievable. MIkolbe gets two mentions for "modding" and no one thinks about the smartest scholar here and all the work that comes with it?


On behalf of CatherineM I'm greatly offended.



Also in the category of "Most adorable" you forgot Icey.

[4588686]

I noticed that most Sultanic phatmasser was not lister.

Edited May 27, 2012 by Hasan

[Vincent Vega]

Lister? Is that guy even on here anymore?

[Jaime]

[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1338095444' post='2435633']
Lister? Is that guy even on here anymore?
[/quote]

It's the prediction from Nostradamus. He was trying to predict Adolf Hister and was off by only one letter

[4588686]

My wrath is as boundless as my mercy.

[Vincent Vega]

[quote name='jaime' timestamp='1338095554' post='2435634']
It's the prediction from Nostradamus. He was trying to predict Adolf Hister and was off by only one letter
[/quote]
It woulda really Pister off if he had guessed Adolf's Sister.

It wouldn't even have helped if he'd hugged or Kister.

[kujo]

No Best Phishy Poster nom for Kujo? Lameeeee! I try so hard to be a Catholic you can be skeptical of...and THIS is the thanks I get?!

[AnneLine]

Kujo, you do work very hard. It is appreciated. We will give you all the bacon and eggs as a thank you present.

I don't know what I will tell my husband in the morning, but I am sure he'll be OK that I gave them a way to some guy I met on the internet....






AnneLine is evil.

Edited May 27, 2012 by AnneLine

[kujo]

[quote name='AnneLine' timestamp='1338096830' post='2435648']
Kujo, you do work very hard. It is appreciated. We will give you all the bacon and eggs as a thank you present.

I don't know what I will tell my husband in the morning, but I am sure he'll be OK that I gave them a way to some guy I met on the internet....






AnneLine is evil.
[/quote]

Best Distributor of Protein-Based Breakfast Foods: AnneLine
Best Recipient of Protein-Based Breakfast Foods: Kujo

:hug:

[4588686]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338096990' post='2435649']

Best Recipient of Protein-Based Breakfast Foods: Kujo

[/quote]


Hm. This award should actually go to Ardill. But for reasons not suitable for discussion on a Catholic forum.

[kujo]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1338097105' post='2435650']
Hm. This award should actually go to Ardill. But for reasons not suitable for discussion on a Catholic forum.
[/quote]

/insidejokethatnoneofusnon-participantsinthephatmassmeetupcanrelateto

[4588686]

[quote name='kujo' timestamp='1338097154' post='2435651']
/insidejokethatnoneofusnon-participantsinthephatmassmeetupcanrelateto
[/quote]

I am not in Pittsburgh. I have in mind something else which I dare not speak.

[kujo]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1338097230' post='2435653']
I am not in Pittsburgh. I have in mind something else which I dare not speak.
[/quote]

Oh I thought you were there. I take it back then.