Byzantine Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I want to ask out a girl and this is an exaggeration but pretty much communicates my point: [img]http://anongallery.org/img/4/1/i-have-no-idea-what-im-doing-dog.jpg[/img] So if anyone wants to chime in, the more detail, the better. And please don't let any of my non-Phatmass friends know this thread exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I have many ideas for you. But seeing as how none have been tested (Since I have never asked a girl out or even wanted to) it is up to your risk. Let's be mad scientists together and try our insane experiments. For the record, though I have no experience, I think the come-on line "[i]C[/i]ool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich." should be thrown off the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 The key is to not get yourself all worked up about the fact that you're [i]asking her out.[/i] Are you two friends? If not, ask if she wants to have coffee. Or invite her over to play board games or something fun, The key is to keep it casual and not a big deal. If you [i]are [/i]friends, is it possible to take her out to dinner? I know you're young, so I'm not sure what your financial situation is. Maybe you can coax your parents into letting you cook for her, if you can't go out. Or you could order Chinese and watch movies. But I guess before I can help you further I need to know what you mean by "asking a girl out." Are you wanting to take her on a date, or are you wanting to ask her to be your girlfriend? Two totally different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 The key is to really make her feel bad about herself. You want to break down her self-esteem as much as possible. After that you let her stew a bit. And then ask her out. But be sure to frame it as though you're doing her a favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337653079' post='2433454'] ...I have never asked a girl out or even wanted to... Let's be mad scientists together and try our insane experiments... [/quote] Um... Edited May 22, 2012 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1337657767' post='2433528'] Um... [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Hasan, I have never done this before and will probably never do it again, but I bow to the sultan. That was gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='MissyP89' timestamp='1337658901' post='2433547'] will probably never do it again, [/quote] Don't sell yourself short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1337657599' post='2433525'] The key is to really make her feel bad about herself. You want to break down her self-esteem as much as possible. After that you let her stew a bit. And then ask her out. But be sure to frame it as though you're doing her a favor. [/quote] I just remembered that you are young. Please don't really do this. I was just being hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) Hm... Somehow I feel as if MissyP89's advice was better than mine... Oh well, I won't trust my feelings, silly things as they are. Come on, I'll meet you at the lab. Edited May 22, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocent Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337653079' post='2433454'] ... Let's be mad scientists together and try our insane experiments. ... [/quote] Er... One normally does not imagine a Future Priest trying such experiments. On the other hand, this will probably make for an interesting chapter when you pen your memoirs at the end of a rich and eventful life in a retirement home for priests. You could title it, "The Story of My Experiments with Insanity." Byzantine, I too have zero experience in this area, and so have no constructive advice to offer you, but I will pray for the success of your endeavour. Edited May 22, 2012 by Innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='Innocent' timestamp='1337660375' post='2433563'] Er... One normally does not imagine a Future Priest trying such experiments. On the other hand, this will probably make for an interesting chapter when you pen your memoirs at the end of a rich and eventful life in a retirement home for priests. [/quote] May 18th, 2012 Byzantine and I went into the lab to find a working formula to get him a girl. After somehow exploding pure H20 we went out to a bar to use the pick-up line we had just formed. I wanted him to use Religion to find a nice girl, and it wasn't long before he found a girl and started talking about the Bible: "Say, it says here you have to make me a sandwich." "...." Back to the lab... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337660640' post='2433567']After somehow exploding pure H20 [/quote] [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocent Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1337661084' post='2433575'] [i][url="../../index.php?app=forums&module=forums§ion=findpost&pid=2433567"][color=#b22222][img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_images/phatmass/snapback.png[/img][/color][/url][color=#b22222][b]FuturePriest387, on May 22, 2012, 09:54 AM, said:[/b][/color][/i] [color=#b22222][i]After somehow exploding pure H20[/i][/color] [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium[/url] [/quote] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_OXM4mr_i0 http://www.snopes.com/science/microwave.asp http://www.stevespangler.com/teaching-moments/warning-water-can-explode-in-the-microwave/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337660640' post='2433567'] May 18th, 2012 Byzantine and I went into the lab to find a working formula to get him a girl. After somehow exploding pure H20 we went out to a bar to use the pick-up line we had just formed. I wanted him to use Religion to find a nice girl, and it wasn't long before he found a girl and started talking about the Bible: "Say, it says here you have to make me a sandwich." "...." Back to the lab... [/quote][quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337660640' post='2433567'] May 18th, 2012 Byzantine and I went into the lab to find a working formula to get him a girl. After somehow exploding pure H20 we went out to a bar to use the pick-up line we had just formed. I wanted him to use Religion to find a nice girl, and it wasn't long before he found a girl and started talking about the Bible: "Say, it says here you have to make me a sandwich." "...." Back to the lab... [/quote] Hm You have a very pretty staff [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yWuLagY_B40/Sc1EzSVQQ8I/AAAAAAAABf8/alq4MZxxknE/s320/McDreamy_vs_McSteamy.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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