PhuturePriest Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='beatitude' timestamp='1337470982' post='2432765'] If you aren't looking at them...how do you know they're looking at you? Turn out your toes! Squat! Work those thigh muscles! Seriously, when I have to pee out in the open, it always feels as though I'm doing a workout - I have a bladder the size of a hot-air balloon and it takes me about six weeks to empty it. My thighs ache so much that I start to worry I'm going to fall over before I'm finished. [/quote] It's this amazing thing I have called peripheral vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 i have this amazing thing called taking a croutons and moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye' timestamp='1337472481' post='2432772'] wow, i'm glad for your honesty on the matter,that indeed must be tough. Some times i awake at night to goto the toilet and it comes in such a torrent and unable to get out fast enough that i too almost pass out [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1337476471' post='2432814'] i have this amazing thing called taking a croutons and moving on. [/quote] a pee* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Rules: Don't look at other people's privates. Just keep your eyes to the wall. Don't POOP!!! in a urinal. When you pee on a tree..make sure you are alone....please I think this thread is not serious..I think it's funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Boys are weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1337483110' post='2432839'] Rules: Don't look at other people's privates. Just keep your eyes to the wall. Don't POOP!!!!!! in a urinal. When you pee on a tree..make sure you are alone....please I think this thread is not serious..I think it's funny.... [/quote] For perhaps the first time ever, I think I can get almost 100% behind a Lil Monster post. Except the tree part. Sometimes it's fun to pee with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1337486476' post='2432849'] For perhaps the first time ever, I think I can get almost 100% behind a Lil Monster post. Except the tree part. Sometimes it's fun to pee with friends. [/quote] Wow.......what the heck happened to you, bro? Umm I hope there are no girls around when you guys do that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1337482291' post='2432837'] a pee* [/quote] this thread is about getting all nancy-fied about going pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomaly Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1337525780' post='2432938'] this thread is about getting all nancy-fied about going pee? [/quote]Really. Man up and just pee for heavens sake. Theyre body openings used to flush out waste. Try to tone down your raging hormones and get over the idea your penis is only for sex and others are obsessing in seeing it. Try just closing your own eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJon16 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [img]http://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/qyvbeonfb-t.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 If it is time to get serious, I don't know. I do know the lame board is not where to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3franciscans Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) At: MIkolbe, Lil' Red, Anomaly, U.S. Airways. [img]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20647500.jpg[/img] Except for Lil' Monster and I<3Franciscans. I still know you and your kindness towards me. And thank you, Lil' Monster. I think you are the only one to figure out this is not actually a serious thread. Edited May 24, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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