Vincent Vega Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1337395078' post='2432482'] at the Nashies convent, in one of the novitiate restrooms, they have a string of stalls that have walls and doors from floor to the ceiling and soundproof... you go into one, and you feel isolated from the entire world! Why can't they make them all like that out here in the world? [/quote] For the record: soundproof = smellproof. If you're locked in there with your sound, you're locked in there with your smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 so tie it in a knot until you can get to a room with stalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='beatitude' timestamp='1337391036' post='2432452'] People can't keep their eyes fixed straight ahead all the time as though they're wearing horse blinkers. If someone seems to be looking at you when you're in the bathroom, it doesn't necessarily mean that he's ogling your privates. Don't make going to the bathroom a more complicated business than it needs to be. I do understand why you would prefer more privacy, though. I value mine even though I know it's extremely unlikely than anybody would want to look at me doing my business. [/quote] O ye of little faith. You say they can't, and yet I somehow have mastered the trick. I'm just saying I'd like those blue board things in between the urinals is all. What ticks me off is when they have those but they're so short they don't even cover the urinal! Oh yes, that's when I was worried about: someone seeing the urinal. Precisely.Thank you for understanding. And as for you rather unpleasant people, I actually like camping, so long as it is real camping, so there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337436457' post='2432610'] And as for you rather unpleasant people, I actually like camping, so long as it is real camping, so there. [/quote] So....camping with urinal stalls, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1337397620' post='2432512'] so tie it in a knot until you can get to a room with stalls [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1337395716' post='2432498'] I take it you're not much of a camper, FP. [/quote] The best kind of bathroom: [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qP-EGryrcOs/S9Syi0Oy1II/AAAAAAAABbE/T5InNEmZuOE/s1600/DSC00085.JPG[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Looks about right. Just move that big fancy contraption in the middle out of the way and you're set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I'm a girl. It's really messy when I try to pee standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1337451513' post='2432663'] So....camping with urinal stalls, then? [/quote] No, I'm fine with trees, so long as nobody is beside me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337452859' post='2432674'] No, I'm fine with trees, so long as nobody is beside me. [/quote] How do you know the trees aren't watching you? [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-zOrAL1V5Jg/TH6-j0IqxxI/AAAAAAAAHFw/AzFEIsbzUMk/s320/treebeard.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatitude Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337436457' post='2432610'] O ye of little faith. You say they can't, and yet I somehow have mastered the trick.[/quote] If you aren't looking at them...how do you know they're looking at you? [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1337452591' post='2432672'] I'm a girl. It's really messy when I try to pee standing up. [/quote] Turn out your toes! Squat! Work those thigh muscles! Seriously, when I have to pee out in the open, it always feels as though I'm doing a workout - I have a bladder the size of a hot-air balloon and it takes me about six weeks to empty it. My thighs ache so much that I start to worry I'm going to fall over before I'm finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 This thread has taken a turn for the double-u tea eff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337384883' post='2432420'] Well, not a stall, but a "one-holer". I actually meant to say urinals for men in my original post, but that's what happens when you're more occupied singing U2's Gloria, I suppose. [/quote] or that you have a shinning for Tab, and are tired of mincing words. Coz God sees the heart and where not all supremely edumacated even if we passed it may have been a bit of a fluke in my case anyway, i did it all on a feeling and not so much studying heaps and knowing it by heart,which is ok too coz st teresa of avilla or therese of liseux said that it is a lie that theologians can't experience the spirit too Edited May 20, 2012 by Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337452859' post='2432674'] No, I'm fine with trees, so long as nobody is beside me. [/quote] yes the wonder of being a man we can pee on a tree Edited May 20, 2012 by Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 [quote name='beatitude' timestamp='1337470982' post='2432765'] If you aren't looking at them...how do you know they're looking at you? Turn out your toes! Squat! Work those thigh muscles! Seriously, when I have to pee out in the open, it always feels as though I'm doing a workout - I have a bladder the size of a hot-air balloon and it takes me about six weeks to empty it. My thighs ache so much that I start to worry I'm going to fall over before I'm finished. [/quote] wow, i'm glad for your honesty on the matter,that indeed must be tough. Some times i awake at night to goto the toilet and it comes in such a torrent and unable to get out fast enough that i too almost pass out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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