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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1337296946' post='2431951']
well, in the real world, bullets kill good people just as easily as bad people.

plus, that board breaking is a trick.
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You've obviously never seen me in my zen mode.

Board breaking is not a trick at all. We use real boards that are thick. It's not impossible to break boards and is in fact easy when you're taught proper technique.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='Winchester' timestamp='1337297353' post='2431956']
I am immortal; no man can be my equal.
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That's nothing to brag about. Everyone one of us is immortal because we are all souls. Learn your theology, fool!

[img]http://www.treasuringchristonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wpid-I_pity_the_fool.jpeg[/img]

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337297589' post='2431959']

That's nothing to brag about. Everyone one of us is immortal because we are all souls. Learn your theology, fool!

[img]http://www.treasuringchristonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wpid-I_pity_the_fool.jpeg[/img]
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You stole my image. (Yeah, I stake claim. I used it on you first.)

You're about as razzle dazzle as this guy:

[img]http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/attachments/general-chit-chat/16486d1186049582-more-ridiculous-body-piercings-lip-plate_49.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337290190' post='2431862']
Every time you make fun of me, remember this was me when I was a baby:

[img]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/60107_153984181296045_100000533916199_386282_5002907_n.jpg[/img]

FYI, this really is me when I was but a wee babe.
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You look entirely too happy, especially given the location of the arm behind you.

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I was an adorable happy baby, just like I am an adorable happy man/boy, save for the adorable part.

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Winchester

https://www.google.com/search?q=karate+kyle&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=msD&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ebC1T7H2IISA2wWv5MygCQ&ved=0CGMQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=631

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[img]http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/18958138/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/280/height/280/karate-kyle-blood-bath_design.png[/img]

Pretty much the story of my life right there.

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337304533' post='2432005']
I was an adorable happy baby, just like I am an adorable happy [b]man/boy,[/b] save for the adorable part.
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Don't say that again.

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1337297150' post='2431953']
You've obviously never seen me in my zen mode.

Board breaking is not a trick at all. We use real boards that are thick. It's not impossible to break boards and is in fact easy when you're taught proper technique.
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If you pre-cut the board it doesn't really count as breaking it...



Below is a picture of the proper technique.
[img]http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/home-improvement.jpg[/img]

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='Slappo' timestamp='1337372113' post='2432298']
If you pre-cut the board it doesn't really count as breaking it...



Below is a picture of the proper technique.
[img]http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/home-improvement.jpg[/img]
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They aren't pre-cut. They're completely un-tampered with, save for the part when the factory cuts them into twelve by twelve inch boards. I don't remember the exact thickness of them because it has been a very long time since we did it, but they're pretty thick. They're certainly not thin. It's fun to see people that don't know how to do it try. The board never breaks and they hurt their hands really bad. I'll have to bring a few boards with me if I ever go to a Phatmass meet-up to make a believer out of Lil' Red.

[quote name='Slappo' timestamp='1337372113' post='2432298']
If you pre-cut the board it doesn't really count as breaking it...



Below is a picture of the proper technique.
[img]http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/home-improvement.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

They aren't pre-cut. They're completely un-tampered with, save for the part when the factory cuts them into twelve by twelve inch boards. I don't remember the exact thickness of them because it has been a very long time since we did it, but they're pretty thick. They're certainly not thin. It's fun to see people that don't know how to do it try. The board never breaks and they hurt their hands really bad. I'll have to bring a few boards with me if I ever go to a Phatmass meet-up to make a believer out of Lil' Red.

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