PhuturePriest Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Today I was thinking (Always a dangerous thing) and I realized that I am doing you all a favor. I have been training you all to handle your teenaged children when and if you have them. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_who_is_not Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh great, so my response to my teenagers is going to be to ignore them and pour another drink. I guess we do turn into our mothers after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 what are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) [quote name='she_who_is_not' timestamp='1336076176' post='2426615'] Oh great, so my response to my teenagers is going to be to ignore them and pour another drink. I guess we do turn into our mothers after all. [/quote] I recommend beer. It tastes terrible so you drink it quickly and get drunk faster and suddenly everything I do that annoys you is nothing compared to how funny the lamp in the corner looks. Edited May 3, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_who_is_not Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Child, I ain't been drunk on beer since 1995. Also, it tastes delicioso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) [quote name='she_who_is_not' timestamp='1336078594' post='2426636'] Child, I ain't been drunk on beer since 1995. Also, it tastes delicioso. [/quote] 1995? That was one year before I was born. Those millions of years without me must have been dark and depressing. I mean, a world without my beautiful humor and deeply rooted love for U2? *Shudders* I can't even bare the thought... Besides, if it's been that long since you got drunk on beer there's nothing to stop you from doing it now (Except for the fact getting drunk on purpose is a mortal sin and all, but no big deal). Edited May 3, 2012 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1336079620' post='2426641'] 1995? That was one year before I was born. Those millions of years without me must have been dark and depressing. I mean, a world without my beautiful humor and deeply rooted love for U2? *Shudders* I can't even bare the thought... Besides, if it's been that long since you got drunk on beer there's nothing to stop you from doing it now (Except for the fact getting drunk on purpose is a mortal sin and all, but no big deal). [/quote] You weren't born in 1995? You're practically a toddler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1336080702' post='2426648'] You weren't born in 1995? You're practically a toddler. [/quote] October sixth, 1996, meaning soon enough I'll be sixteen. If sixteen is the new three then I've lost all hope with humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1336080872' post='2426652'] October sixth, 1996, meaning soon enough I'll be sixteen. If sixteen is the new three then I've lost all hope with humanity. [/quote] Wow you're young. I'll group you in with my baby brother and my niece who are about 5 and 4 (yeah I know, my family is weird). Maybe not a toddler then, kindergarten age let's say. Edited May 3, 2012 by EmilyAnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1336081064' post='2426653'] Wow you're young. I'll group you in with my baby brother and my niece who are about 5 and 4 (yeah I know, my family is weird). Maybe not a toddler then, kindergarten age let's say. [/quote] You're doing this on purpose. Worst of all, it's working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1336081252' post='2426655'] You're doing this on purpose. Worst of all, it's working. [/quote] Doing what on purpose? Annoying you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1336080872' post='2426652'] October sixth, 1996, meaning soon enough I'll be sixteen. If sixteen is the new three then I've lost all hope with humanity. [/quote] You have no. Idea. How. Old. You. Just. Made. Me. Feel. I think I need a drink, SWIN can I borrow the beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1336081531' post='2426659'] Doing what on purpose? Annoying you? [/quote] Yes. [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1336081633' post='2426660'] You have no. Idea. How. Old. You. Just. Made. Me. Feel. I think I need a drink, SWIN can I borrow the beer? [/quote] Believe it or not, I feel really old at times. When I remember going to the theatres to see The Lord of the Rings movies and realize those were made more than a decade ago I feel old, especially when I think about how Iron Maiden's Brave New World album came out in 2000, and here we are, twelve years later... Dang it, I'm starting to feel really old again. Pass that beer this way while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_who_is_not Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1336081633' post='2426660'] You have no. Idea. How. Old. You. Just. Made. Me. Feel. I think I need a drink, SWIN can I borrow the beer? [/quote] Bartender SWIN is pouring scotch tonight, son. If you think you can handle it, pull up a chair. I also haven't had geometry since 1995, yet I'm still more skilled than my students who claim that they can't remember geometry because they took it last year. Proof that alcohol makes you smarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'll take the scotch my good lady! FP, you made me feel old again, I remember seeing LOTR in theaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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